More dicks than dinners

A phrase to describe someone who has had sex with a lot of men

PERSON 1: Did you hear Alex brought another boy back last night?!

PERSON 2: I swear to god that girl has had more dicks than dinners

by IceyT November 29, 2018

halal-fresco dining

When eating halal meat or cuisine that contains halal meat whilst outdoors and in sunny weather.

"Hey Mahmood, the weather is great and I've made some delicious spicy keema mutar, fancy halal-fresco dining this evening?"

by Minni32_22 April 23, 2019

Italian Christmas Dinner

When you make your wife suck every last drip of cum out of your cock under the kitchen table on Christmas, while you hand crank Capicola cold cuts on a traditional meat slicer. You then use that fresh cut capicola and eat it out of your wifes ass.

Wife- "Tony what would you like for Christmas"
Tony (Soprano Voice)- "Yeee, ahh, Carm, same as always, I want that Italian Christmas DInner special you always make."
Wife- "Oh come on Tony thats repulsive"
**Slaps her across face with braciole**
**Wife crawls under table with two black eyes and begins slobbing on husbands knob**
Tony 10 minutes later- "Thats the best Italian Christmas Dinner ive ever had, now turn the fuck around!"
**Proceeds to eat capicola out of wifes ass**

by snicjn njscsaijn February 19, 2021

Wingus and Dingus

Two people (usually always together or in a pair) who are considered to be idiotic or stupid. First used in Season 2, Episode 15 of Futurama, The Problem with Popplers.

Leela: "Oh great, Captain Moron has a plan. Why don't you tell it to Wingus and Dingus here!"

Captain Zapp Brannigan: "Wingus, Dingus, listen up! We're going to give the aliens the old switcheroo."

by Uno101245 May 3, 2022

dinkasaurus

When someone is being a huge dick

You're out at a sporting event with like five of your buddies. Four of us have bought at least one or more rounds of beers for everyone. It's getting close to the end of the game, and there's that one dinkasaurus who hasn't bought any beers, yet has had no problems drinking all the free beer. He think's he's gotten away with being a cheap ass motherfucker, but everyone in the group has noticed.
You, talking to a couple in the group: "Hey, did you notice dickless didn't buy any beers?
Response: "Yeah... what a fucking dinkasaurus!"

by goodlord! February 8, 2015

King Ding-a-Ling

King Ding-a-Ling is THE MAN. The man who not only has the exceptionally large penis, but also (and most importantly) possesses the knowledge & skill to use it properly.

There's no need to cry over a man... unless he's King Ding-a-Ling with the 12" swing.

by little miss aura December 28, 2005

dingleberry jam

A jam-like consistant concoction produced in one's ass crack when sweaty butt cheeks churn dingleberries.

I think I left a streak of dingleberry jam on my whitey tighties after my jog.

by SkiSkiSki April 5, 2008