Mike Cummins

A person with more aspirations than money, a typical poor.

Dude was a tire kicker, basically a Mike Cummins, tired of these poors asking about things they can't afford!

by NotPoor January 22, 2021

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Eyema cummin and howe

Law firm established to advocate for and protect the rights of women to have orgasms in any way that they please. Forthwith. It is hereby ordained that any grunts moans and grimaces shall become the sole intellectual property of said woman or women engaged in the commission of achieving a state of syberitic pleasure. Utterances of this sort may be sold uploaded to adult sites or retained in perpetuity as the involved parties shall see fit

I was watching TV the other night and I saw an ad for eyema cummin and howe. I grabbed my vibrators and started doing some "live streaming" of my own!"

by 4realazitgits April 2, 2021

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Corn Commie

An American of non-costal origin who is more left leaning, maybe even socialist, but still loosely grounded in what are considered to be “Midwestern values”.

Person 1: “You see Tom the other day? Dude was driving his pickup around Main Street with a Bernie Sanders sticker on his bumper and an AR-15 mounted on his rear view ! I’m so confused”

P2: “Yeah, ever since he got back from college he’s been a bit of a Corn Commie”

by J.ALLLEN96 April 13, 2021

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brady cummings

A soulless immortal creature. Considered a wonder of the modern world. Still unexplained by science.

Scientist are still unsure what makes up the approximately 300Ib of Brady Cummings. It is theorized he is made up mostly of dark matter along with other materials and minerals found only in the un-observable universe.

by Anonymousscientist21 August 19, 2021

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Aaron Cummins

Someone who exhibits a dominant energy like that of a King or a Lord. Extremely loyal to those closest to them. Likes to have a good time but can always make the tough decisions when the need arises.

The energy in the room became electric when Aaron Cummins walked in.

by Lion3478 November 23, 2021

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