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Daisy Cravings

An overwhelming, all-consuming desire for Daisy, so intense that it erases all other thoughts or priorities. Daisy becomes the sole focus, the obsession, the fixation. She isn’t just on your mind, she is your mind.
Sorry, I’ll get back to you next year. I’m deep in Daisy Cravings right now.
by daisycraver June 1, 2025
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bass clarinet

Eating a man's ass while giving him a handjob. A rusty clarinet in a "lower register."
My baby plays a mean bass clarinet.
by Bcmusic July 30, 2025
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Wichita Clarinet

When you shove both ends of an instrument into two girls pussy's and queef in order to play the instrument. The sound comes out of the girls mouths.
My cousin and m y sister were singing Beethoven for me when i made them do that Wichita Clarinet
by Wichita Wanker November 8, 2025
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Council Clarinet

Usually a neon-colored, lithium-powered pacifier for the economically or socially challenged. It is a disposable vape (usually Blue Razz Lemonade or Watermelon Ice) permanently glued to the hand of a tracksuit-clad youth, dole pole dosser or a single mum with Jaden, Kayden and Lilly Mae in tow.

Named because of the vertical, clarinet-like appearance, and its ubiquity in areas where the local currency is lottery tickets and regret. The "music" played on this instrument is usually the sound of restricted airflow followed by a cloud of sickly-sweet chemical fog that smells like a fruit salad explosion in a chemical plant.
"Walked past the bus stop and got absolutely blinded by a cloud of 'Cotton Candy Ice'. There was a gaggle of year 8s in North Face puffers, all aggressively playing the council clarinet."
by Classic Ghostie December 8, 2025
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Christa and Calvin

they are the most loving people. He knows how to help Christa out even though he is shy. They both know how to satisfy both of their needs. They love each other so much. They have the best sexual intercourse ever and also they have the best make out sessions.
Christa and Calvin is the couple that always loves each other no matter what.
by chimmekelly July 29, 2018
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blown out clarinet

An STD, named after anyone that was in a marching band. Symptoms include itchiness, red spots, anal leakage, breast tissue growth and listening to Neil Diamond on repeat for days at a time. Unfortunately no treatment at this time is available except for palliative care including cool baths in oatmeal, listening to Kenny G, and always double bagging it.
Girl 1: oh shit, green eyes and blonde hair, AND he knows fingering techniques?
Girl 2: Dont Lisa, last I heard, he was receiving treatment for a 'blown out clarinet'.
by HM Barber February 22, 2019
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pulling a calvin

to be threatening, to threaten someone as a joke.
"not you pulling a calvin haha i’m so scared!!"
by reggietwitter December 3, 2020
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