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Santa Claus That Hoe

a process in which a guy makes a hoe eat reindeer shit and then sits on her and says hohoho until she cant breath and dies. Then he throws her under the christmas tree, chews up some cum and cookies and spits it on her. The he wraps her and gives her to a kid as a present.
Guy 1: yo, he santa claus that hoe
Guy 2: really?
Guy 1: yea, a kid opened her on christmas morning and had a heart attack
Guy 2: wow!
by Power Surge January 5, 2009
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Santa Claus

Pulling out of your male partners ass then ejaculating on their face. You would then use the semen to draw a mustache and beard (white like Santa Claus).
Damn rick, your ass is so tight. Now be a good little elf and let me Santa Claus you'
by chris kringle October 4, 2006
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Cause

Anhedonia is closely linked to depression, but you don't have to be depressed or feel sad to have it. It also affects people with other mental illnesses, like schizophrenia and bipolar disorder. And it can show up in people with seemingly unrelated health concerns like Parkinson's disease, diabetes, coronary artery disease, and substance abuse issues.

Scientists think anhedonia may be tied to changes in brain activity. You might have a problem with the way your brain produces or responds to dopamine, a "feel-good" mood chemical. Some early research (on rats) suggests that the dopamine neurons in an area of the brain called the prefrontal cortex might be overactive in people with anhedonia. This somehow interferes with pathways that control how we seek out rewards and experience them
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 23, 2019
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Vampa Claus

Watch your back on Christmas Eve, or Vampa Claus could bite your neck.
by greatgazoo19 November 23, 2010
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wills classen

its hard to make emence with you guys
by the whole world June 7, 2003
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Pause for The Cause

the intentional stopping of an event or action due to the surprising nature of said event or action
"oh my gosh...pause for the cause. ANYONE can post a definition on urban dictionary"
by stewie2009 October 28, 2008
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wills classen

this big / /
by Anonymous June 21, 2003
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