turd chopper

A special knife dedicated to slice up the turd that's too big to flush.

Bloody hell, that was a big one. Just had to get the turd chopper out.

by manmarcoman May 17, 2016

Zombie chompers

When an individual's teeth are sharp and jagged due to excessive drug and alcohol abuse and/or poor dental hygiene, giving the appearance of a zombies teeth.

Dude, did you see that guys teeth? He's got some serious zombie chompers, bro

by Huge hammer69 September 30, 2016

blue choker

A choker is a necklace that is tight around the neck, a blue choker means sadness or depression. When someone (usually female) wears a choker (of any colour) they like the style meaning the emo culture -but that is unrelated to this-

"Why are you wearing a blue choker?"
"Because I am sad . . . "

by Random Alien on Earth November 28, 2016

ball choker

Someone who chokes when pressure is on the line

Someone who chokes on balls

After I dropped the ball, my supervisor called me a ball choker

Last night when we were having sex, my wife choked on my balls and I called her a ball choker

by _hb32 January 1, 2017

seth cooper

Literally the hottest person/guy one this earth. It is literally impossible for anyone to be hotter than him. He is what you call the definition of hot.

Did you see that Seth Cooper over there?

by Seth Avery Cooper March 26, 2017

Doughnut Choker

A fat-ass that brags about how tough he is, even though the only thing he could choke out is a doughnut.

That doughnut choker wants to start shit with me?

by The Hit Kitty April 22, 2017

Doodoo chopper

When having anal sex with woman the man would flail thier penis on her buttocks in a clockwise motion simulating a chopper.

She better let me crack a cold one with the boys or else in gonna have to give her a Doodoo chopper.

by Robert, Steve and Daniel June 12, 2017