Child Dialed

Where a young child is playing with your cell phone and accidentally calls somebody in your address book.

Joe: Hello?
Child: (Gibberish)
Joe: *hangs up*

30 minutes later..

Joe: (Texts Bob)
Joe: I think your daughter child dialed me earlier today.
Bob: Yea, I was letting her play with my phone.

by Wicked Beard Man August 3, 2010

man child

when someone looks like a child but they have features of men such as a really deep voice

damn dharen, you're such a man child

by pantsisGREEN April 20, 2018

chyrstal child

A child sent from god to earth that has great power in

changing the world

Chyrstal childern have the power to see the dead, move things with there mind, and have very big deep eye's that stare in to your soul, they can read you

by Chyrstal child September 21, 2013

Child Aggro

When a woman has a kid from another man.
The worst kind of aggro.

I was gonna get her number until she pulled out a picture of her with some little guy and I found out she had child aggro.

by Kyori April 23, 2008

Hitler's Child

A child with blond hair and blue eyes. Comes from Hitler's liking of the two characteristics.

My little cousin Sue is a hitler's child.

by Raeeee444 April 12, 2013

child enjoyer

A child enjoyer is a person that preferably enjoys children. They are very dangerous and if you run into one, run away as fast as you can. They normally prowl around at night behind places like ally ways.

President: There has been a sudden increase of Child Enjoyers over the last few days so we advise parents to keep their children inside after 8pm.

by venom monkey May 20, 2021

nigga child

Noun- black child with no father

The nigga child lives in lonely lodge.

by Absolute Tank February 26, 2019