university of chicago

hard-as-fuck school that no people outside of academia know about. don't go here if you're planning for your future beyond college.

girls are flat hipster-nerds with teenage-boy figure. guys are round, short, jewish from NYC or Chicago suburbs with old-woman physique

Student 1: I'm going to the University of Chicago!
Student 2: Yeah I get shit tons of mail from there, why are you going to a big public school in Chiraq? I thought you got into Princeton and Columbia? I'm going to either Northwestern or Wash U, which are the best schools not on the coasts

by subwayjared July 13, 2015

Chica

a beautiful, majestic golden retriever adopted by the big bubble blowing baby by the name of markisparkles fischbonk

amy, ethan, kathryn, tyler: "we're only here for chica."
mark: "i'm honestly feeling so attacked right now, you guys."

by Atteross December 13, 2017

chicawongwongwong

Pronounced: chicka-WONGWONGWONG

1. The sound a lightsaber makes when you turn it on.

2. The sound getting an erection would make if it made one. Also used to exclaim that what you're seeing is appealing enough to give you an erection.

"I see your Shwartz is as long as mine!" >chicawongwongwong!<

Chastity: "I'm not wearing panties"
James: "you don't say..." >chicawongwongwong!<

Dave: "2 o'clock, in the miniskirt"
James: "Oh, chicawongwongwong! VERYnice!"

by Jamestheladysman November 2, 2007

oing chicka ieung oing

Chinese/Oriental interpretation of Bow chicka bow wow.

Chinese man #1 Dude, your mom is so hot!
Chinese man #2 Bow chicka bow wow!
Chinese man #1 Dude, wtf, it's 'oing chicka ieung oing'. Get it insert Chinese profanity here right.

by Garth H August 30, 2007

chica

A chick with whom one cannot have a conversation and only look at her eyes. (The eyes being distracted in a positive way by either a facial feature or physical feature of the chica in order for this definition to hold true)

Jessica Alba is a hot chica

by __BLAZE__ June 9, 2007

Chicago Style Chili Dog

A sexual technique where the man poops on the woman's chest and then tittie-fucks her. This resembles a chili dog.

Tom gave Mary a Chicago Style Chili Dog last night. It was great fun.

by Derek Lindsey February 26, 2003

chicago

Chicago is a city in the far northeastern part of the state of Illinois.
Known for is unbelievably corrupt Politicians and Police force,the midwestern versions of the guido,absolute draining of the rest of the states tax money,toll roads,high concentration of idiots and crackheads.
inhabitants known as:Chicagonads or Nigcagians to the downstaters.They are close in mental capacity to Texasinhabitants.
Loud,mouthy pisspumpers who come to Southern Illinois and buy lake of egypt property where they are immediately:

1.screwed by every local contractor
2.Despised and laughed at by the locals
3.used as the punchline to every dumbass joke ever told
4.beat to a bloody pulp for popping off in local bars about how tough they are.
5.ripped off and sold every junk caddy, oldsmobile and farm tractor within a 50 mile radius.

Chicagonad"yea we usta beat those porta rikkans ta def up der"

Southern Illinoisian "Really..uhh thats nice...Hey I've got a '62 Caddy with a blown motor and a old Ford tractor with no wheels for sale for 10 grand"

Chicagonad" Sweet!!!!!I'll take it

Southern Illinoisian" Cool.....Hey..My Buddies got an old Buick with a bad tranny for sale too"

Chicagonad" AWESOME!!!Get him on da fuggin phone"

by aint no real cowboys(skoal brother) July 10, 2004