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prayer-chain

What people who don't truly believe that God always answers reasonable prayers engage in as a way of hopefully "crowd-pressuring" Him into granting their wishes.
I'm not a "man or God" or even particularly a believer, but I have still never been comfortable with the idea of prayer-chains, since the idea behind it seems kind of "opposite" to the "God always answers your prayers if you only believe" crap that so -called Christians are always spouting off about --- I know that if I were God, I would resent people's engaging in prayer-chains, since it would imply that I wasn't kind, generous, or merciful enough to fulfill prayers if they were spoken merely by the person needing the help, but instead needed to feel pressured by pleading multitudes of "loyal to the faith" humans before I would make any effort on behalf of the person whom they were all praying to me about.
by QuacksO June 7, 2019
mugGet the prayer-chainmug.

Chain daddy

An act of vengence from a biker involving being dragged behind the motorcycle by a chain.
Jeff took Mikes woman for a ride on the back of his motorcycle without Mikes permission. When Mike found out he took Jeff for a chain daddy drag behind his motorcycle.
by never mind who I am May 6, 2012
mugGet the Chain daddymug.

the chain guy

a fat muscular Indian scammer with tan Jordans and a flattop.
yo can i get some drip from this chain booth. yes u should its a very fashionable sense of style. nah man those are fake um security over there is your mother calling u. hey chain guy ur a scammer munge. fuck u the chain guy
by blandon mcfinn December 8, 2019
mugGet the the chain guymug.

Chaining Advice

The act of asking two or more friends for advice regarding an issue with an obvious solution. Suggestions are often unanimous from all parties.
May decided chaining advice would be the best way to solve her boy problem.
by reallifedefz May 17, 2016
mugGet the Chaining Advicemug.

Meat chain

A meat chain is when there are three or more guys and they gave each other a boner by accident or on purpose
“Last night I was in the car with Christopher and Harry, Harry got a boner from me because of my big muscles, I got a boner from Harry because he got a boner, and then Christopher got a boner because he saw me and Harry with a boner so we had a meat chain”
by OHMYGODTHATSSOBIGANDJUICY🙀 December 24, 2023
mugGet the Meat chainmug.

Chain feast

A group of people all eating each other out creating a chain
Hey do you wanna be part of the chain feast tonight
by Jiizem July 5, 2025
mugGet the Chain feastmug.

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