by Daddy lover122 February 18, 2024
I ordered some tickets to go see norwich shitty play at carrot road, the match is in 6 days *Shows 6 fingers in one hand*
by CcDragz April 05, 2024
by Random Rdoxx October 28, 2013
by colatheproto May 03, 2023
When he wants to put it in immediately with zero foreplay and no lube. Like a dry carrot rubbing against a paper towel. Freaking ouch.
I thought I set the mood and we’d take things slow but he was all about the dry carrot and I couldn’t wait for it to end.
by Kking11 September 20, 2018
To send someone a link disguised as something innocent, such as cute animals, which in reality links to a disturbing picture of the new buff Carrot Top.
Me: Hey man, need cheering up? Check out these cute kittens: cute-animals-blog.notlong.com
You: OH MAN THAT IS HORRIBLE, I HATE YOU!
Me: You have just been CARROT TOPPED!
You: OH MAN THAT IS HORRIBLE, I HATE YOU!
Me: You have just been CARROT TOPPED!
by JOSakaRome March 19, 2010
by Sean Collins December 06, 2021