lightened my load

Cumming. The male orgasm

I was with this chick last night and really lightened my load if you know what I mean.

by ManleyGreaseMissile June 16, 2021

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Taking a load to the dump

When you're fucking a girl in the pussy and you insert your dick into her ass just to ejaculate.

She actually let you do anal? No, young padawan, I was simply taking a load to the dump.

by ZMBY_Minds July 19, 2020

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ass fuck load

The amount of cum it takes to over load a persons ass hole..usually until it runs over

and/or

A large amount of money it takes to purchase something.

That bitch has a high ass fuck load tolerance.

and/or

That kilo is gonna cost an ass fuck load.
The Andy Warhol painting cost an ass fuck load.

by fubudre January 13, 2011

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Load my musket

An extremely vigorous and/or hurried handjob.

(Walking into an Asian massage parlor)
Hi I've only got 15 minutes until I need to be back at work - how much to skip the massage and just load my musket?

by gunny815 February 12, 2015

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An advanced masturbation technique. One must be positioned high on the back and feet in the air. When brought to orgasm aim the ejaculate up and over in to the anus. Mainly performed by men but not limited to men. Also commonly known as arking.

I'm getting good at arking butt loads, not a drop of jizz on my cheeks.

by Dirtpeddler July 15, 2014

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load-bearing coconut

A seemingly unnecessary file in a computer program, which causes the entire program to stop working for unknown reasons when it is removed. The term originates from an online hoax about an image of a coconut in the files for Team Fortress 2, which supposedly caused this problem when deleted.

Windows is such an unoptimized mess under the hood, but it's probably impossible to fix it because it might be full of load-bearing coconuts.

by blue_heart January 29, 2023

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