jewish blessing

You got no money.............but that's okay, cos you have a gigantic dong

Oh hey Julie......that guy over there? He's dirt poor but I've heard he has a jewish blessing

by JCJ August 8, 2006

bless up fam

What stupid people say to each other now that recently cool things they used to say are no longer cool.

"What up, B?"

"We don't say that anymore, we say 'Bless up fam'

by wackster03 May 11, 2016

Blessed

Someone who is lucky enough to come in contact with a man named Jeff, the most awesomest person ever.

Person 1: Do you know Jeff?

Person 2: Yes, the most awesomest person I know by far!

Person 1: Then you are truly blessed!

by Yo mama!!!!! March 4, 2008

Blues

Blues describes both a musical genre as well as the emotional state that produces it. Usually related to heartbreak, death, loss, being broke & generally treated like shit is the the blues.

Man I got the blues today and can't seem to shake them. Albert King said "if you don't dig the Blues then you got a hole in your soul".

by saharadryhumor March 14, 2015

Blessee

A young woman who's a gold-digger. She gives sex to the blesser (a sugar daddy) in return to being showered with expensive gifts, island vacations and a lot of money.

Kenny Kunene is a blesser, he bought his blessee an Aston Martin.

by xavi08 May 31, 2016

Blesbian

Tapanga

Tapanga is a blesbian.

by Blesbians are full of blubber April 4, 2018

Blessing Blocking

Blessing Blocking is when a person or group of people does something to hinder the progress of another person or group but may be harming themselves in the future somehow. Usually, the ones who were blessing blocked or hated bounced back in a major way.

Blessing Blocking example: The lady in HR didn't hire that girl who really needed the money because she was too pretty. Little did she know, the pretty girl had a sales jingle that made the company that hired her billions of dollars while the company the HR lady worked at went bankrupt.

by Nicholas A. Brown March 30, 2020