hand off some bread 

Hand off = Give me
Some bread = Your money

Give Me Your Money!

Hand off Some Bread!

A Gangsta ass way to say “give me your money” when you rob someone.

Gangsta: Ight , y’all BEST HAND OFF some BREAD, (Proceeds to point Hi Point)

Normie White Boy: G-god help me!!

Gangsta: Give me your GODDAMN MONEY cracka!

hand off some bread by Ugly Sounds July 2, 2019

Step on my garlic bread 

The asexual form of step on me when an ace child finds someone else attractive

Person A: Hey cutie~
Person B: mOMMY STEP ON MY GARLIC BREAD
Person A: You must be ace, right?
Person B: yEP

Step on my garlic bread by FishLady_GarlicBread March 15, 2022

A Few Slices Short of a Loaf of Bread

Somebody who's not quite mentally competent
Similarly you may use the phrase, a few fries short of a happy meal

Weird Bus Dude: Hey wanna be my friend????? (waves spastically)
B: Can't Say I do
S: Well that guy is a few slices short of a loaf of bread!

A Few Slices Short of a Loaf of Bread by Wicked Witch of the West February 28, 2009

Pickle Bread 

A happy vagina from phallic/dildo masturbation.

How do you make Pickle Bread? Use a dildo/dill dough of course!

Pickle Bread by Pickle Bread July 1, 2009

Smell Bread 

To flatulate incognito in hopes to trick a group of people in an enclosed space into breathing it in deeply.

riding in a car and letting one go and asking everyone in the car "Do you smell bread?"

Smell Bread by theonlymonkeyfist September 11, 2009

Buttered Bread 

When a woman's vagina is fucked so much it literally falls apart (Like using cold butter on bread which crumbles and rips up as it is buttered bread)

Person 1 - OMG Alice got fucked so hard by Jake last night!
Person 2 - Yeah man I heard about that! Her pussy must have looked like Buttered Bread afterwards!

Buttered Bread by grimesenberg December 22, 2015

NAN BREAD

YUM

NAN BREAD IS RRAAADDD

NAN BREAD by MAXKELLYMADETHESE!!! January 28, 2019