When a friend spews more bullshit than that Linda Blair in the Exorcist, but enough data is discernable to make out the "real truth"
Brandon said "I lost 40 pounds in the last two months from only getting one hour of sleep per night and eating only two saltines per day, since that's all i can keep down." translation from Brandonese to English: I'm still fat as fuck and although i supposedly joined the best fucking gym in the universe, I will have Pussy dripping off me in no time! uhhhh yeah, i see that happening.
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by Brandon Avila May 24, 2016
Get the Brandon mug.Part time gym rat, retired park rat. Sends it for the boys, low key nerd, know it all. Makes so much money you wouldn't believe me if I told you. Torn ACL, IR. Little bitch, eats so much food you wouldn't believe me if I told you.
I heard brandon rice can crack open a cold me with the boys.
If you have left over food, you call brandon rice.
If you have left over food, you call brandon rice.
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Get the brandon rice mug.A fat chunk of shit that has diabetes, and he will eventually lose his battle. But until then he will continue to get rejected by women and continue to post suciadal threats on his Snapchat story. But he will eventually realize no one gives a fuck about him. He has no respect from anybody, I mean his mom kicked him out and threw away his clothes. He gets no respect from other fighters because they throw 360 spinning flying tiger roundhouse kicks to his skull when he try’s to touch gloves. Brandon is a garbage piece of shit
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Get the brandon bush mug.an amazing boyfriend who looks either like a cricket or groot from guardians of the galaxy. but he will always be the guardian of your galaxy. hes sweet, funny, annoying, sarcastic. he is a good kisser and will love you till no end. he is terrified of spiders and screams like a baby. but i love him. and he always has a weird as fuck haircut and needs to gain some muscle but he cant since you cant gain what you dont already have.
how would you describe brandon?
he looks like groot but he is my groot and i love him so back the fuck up bitch.
he looks like groot but he is my groot and i love him so back the fuck up bitch.
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