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Bander

A term used to describe the small flecks of testicle debris typically found in the small section of a toilet rim where the seat separates near the front. Derived from the root word "Balls" and the word "Dander".
"Oh man, I wish he'd wipe that bander off before he leaves."
"There was a pile of bander on the toilet today, don't men wash their balls?"
"Oh baby, shake some bander on my face!"
by Dribbles July 9, 2007
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Suicide Binder

A binder full of papers that literally explodes if it is full to capacity. Typically occurs when it is full of papers, when you're in a hurry, or at a bad time; but mostly, it occurs with all three at the same time.
#1. Teacher: "Katherine, why are you late to class?"
Student: "I had a suicide binder at the end of last period, it was a real mess. Sorry!"
by reditalia593 March 23, 2010
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Benzer

the funniest guy at Silicon Valley STaffing Group in Emeryville, CA. He single and ready to mingle.
"That Benzer is hotter than double-headed dildos and anal beads, I'm surprised he doesn't have hoes in different area codes"
by moni in the middle December 15, 2008
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fender benders

Archaic term for any of the shiny rainbow of barbiturates prescribed like Easter candy in the sixties in spite of causing more death and mayhem than the Vietnam War (to Americans, that is). May help to explain the learning disorders common in subsequent generations.* See also: ape wafers, gorilla biscuits.

*OK, we had learning disorders too; we were diagnosed by professionals as "lazy", "spoiled", "disrespectful", "undisciplined", etc.) (Has anybody with a PhD in Ed Psych ever noticed how fucking boring high school is, except for the handful of anal-compulsive overachievers who will end up either shooting themselves or in charge of further fucking up this barbaric, feudal, shithole of a country?) Off topic! Minus 20 pts!
I was hoping to get into Cindy's pants, but I took some fender benders at the dance to get loose and then sideswiped the vice-principal's Edsel in the parking lot.
by Doc Benway '47 May 18, 2011
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Bandersnatch

A bandersnatch, is, but is not a limited to, a pit like being with fangs, tentacles, and normally suction cups!
by Kai Friend June 20, 2007
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binder

Used by female transvestites to reduce the size and appearance of their breasts by constriction in order to appear more masculine. a simple binder is layers of women's dress hose, although there are commercially available binders.
"Yeah, right now I'm using some hose that as a binder until I get the one that i bought."
by Absintheluck December 3, 2005
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benders

Exclamation of surprise/mocking originating around the Wallgarian locale.

Often accompanied by a loud "Baaah!".
"Oh benders! BAAAAAH!"
by The Seventh Si August 10, 2004
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