bagel finagled

To get your booty taken!

Marlon Givens got his bagel finagled last night!

by Melvo_c_3 October 25, 2017

bagel dick

Where one shoves a bagel through their dick.

James just fucked the bagel, he has bagel dick!

by KungFoy November 13, 2017

Bageniebob

Slang term for blow job, oral sex

Hey babe, I should get a bageniebob for shoveling the laneway.

by DocDaco April 21, 2018

Bagenious

The smartest people on earth! The only bageniouses are Jacob, Gangstar K, the goat, and guy with the plastic stick to his face! They are as smart as a bajillion geniouses put together!

Person A: Who is that super smart person?
Person B: That is a bagenious!

by Jacob Kob April 9, 2018

bagel

A bagel is a type of creature that is composed of bread exclusively for the most part and you know like think of like a tire right like a rubber tire...A tire has a hole in the center and it's surrounded by rubber. That's kinda like what a bagel is, but with bread instead. And uh, bagels can be interesting.

You can get special bagels with their own concoctions, like cinammon bagels.

by reviewbrahfan May 16, 2018

Bagelled

Losing a game without scoring a single point

"Remember when Jon's team got bagelled at sectionals?"

by Saucy33 May 28, 2018

Bagege

When you’re at that point in a relationship and come up with names for each other that make no sense but you just roll with it because it’s funny

I love you hunny, you’re my bagege.

by FrostyAusty June 8, 2018