baking it up

A phase that you tell your girlfriend to make her think you're cooler than she is.

I'm looking forward to baking it up, it seems like a really laid back position.

by ImThatGirlfriend April 2, 2015

bakini

A garment that is likened to a bikini top, however it is worn on the back instead of the front. It's primary use is for when your magumbos are too good to hide but you still want to maintain some form of dignity for fear of being arrested for public indecency. DISCLAIMER: Wearers are advised that public indecency may ensue if their burrito is larger than average due to the bakini's small surface area.

Boy 1: "Jesus, that girls magumbos are heaven-sent..."
Boy 2: "Agreed, she needs a bakini..."

by Almarch April 2, 2017

baking a ham

To have a poop brewing inside one's bowels. Also used in reference to squeezing out this poop.

"Watch out, I'm baking a ham and may need to dart away suddenly."
" <after a door knock> Ocupado! Going to be a while, baking a ham in here."

by sweathamaddict May 24, 2017

Barking in the wrong hole

When you scream into your girlfriends ass hole ass loud as possible

Marsha broke up with Deral because he barked in the wrong hole

"you hear that Marsha broke up with Deral?"

"Yeah i heard he was Barking in the wrong hole"

by Mr.Daberooni July 26, 2018

Backend Mary

Refers to lighting a blunt while inside someone else’s anus.

“Damn dude I just backend Mary’d him!”

by nrnenendnfnndnrrn May 7, 2019

Backionism

Backionism is a belief of that when you die you will forget completely about your last life and if you were a good person you will go to a different universe in a good time period in that universe, and if you were a bad person then you would go to a different universe in a bad time period in that universe. The odds that you come back to Earth that we have right now is 1 in 2 trillion.

I believe in backionism.

by FlamgoFan24 April 29, 2020

Back In 87

Telling them youngbloods stuff we did Back In 87

Back in 87 i used to…….

by bonqueshee October 18, 2022