autopilot

when you do something without realizing what you're doing (usually results in making a mistake)

Sorry, autopilot, you know how it is.

by El_Scorcho August 28, 2003

Autonomous

having the right or power to be self governed

autonomous government

by 1c3mAn July 8, 2009

automatic

A transmission commonly known as a "slushbox". One of the most pointless creations that man has ever conceived. Automatic transmissions essentially limit the amount of control one has over the engine, decrease awareness of driving, and shift like concrete in a blender. But slower. Automatic drivers can be spotted either with both hands on the wheel or both hands on the kids at all times. Or asleep. Americans have unfortunately become dependent on automatic transmissions. This is half the reason why they suck at driving. Jesus would drive a manual.

My brother got an automatic transmission so I disowned him from our family and requested that he be excommunicated from our church.

by Flash June 26, 2005

autocunnilingus

see cunnilingus. The act of cunnilingus performed on oneself.

Jane spred her legs, bent over, and licked her own clitoris until she orgasmed.

by Anonymous March 14, 2005

automasculina

To engage in the act of masturbation - applicable to males only.

Source: Albanian bathroom cleaner, "You do automasculina if you no pooosh manneee?"

Henry was busily engaged in an act of automasculina when Susan walked in on him..

Aaron and Danny, both saddened by their girlfriend's leaving them, copiously engaged in an act of automasculina on each other.

by Roishie September 9, 2005

autonomy

The condition or quality of being autonomous; independence.

Self-government or the right of self-government; self-determination.
Self-government with respect to local or internal affairs: granted autonomy to a national minority.
A self-governing state, community, or group.

They give autonomy to their Senior/Project Managers to choose their own subcontractors and suppliers. The managers get to choose!

by iSCORE8250 April 17, 2006

autoshite

Old cars which are in poor condition but have a cult following, or were once very common on the roads but are now almost extinct (a.k.a. "street furniture" of the past). Examples would include British Leyland, Datsun, Hillman, Austin-Rover, etc.

jalopy donk banger

That rusty old Austin Princess is pure autoshite.

by Electric Leyland January 12, 2009