Aspirtarting

The act of giving the worst blow job ever.

Dude, last night Jen went down on me and totally started aspirtarting. I couldn't get it up after that.
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by T-Bone23 November 3, 2011

aspowumeetowey

A large, hippo-like mammal that roams the lands of Discovery Bay, casually devouring small children.

Hey man, my son got eaten by a aspowumeetowey last night.

by hkrhate January 3, 2012

asphlund

At least 4 homosexual men at an orgy

They were excited to meet up at the asphlund.

by koolbrz62 July 19, 2012

Aspinoe

A smart, honest, loyal, cool and loving person.
Also usually very blunt.

"Wow! What an aspinoe! I'M IN LOVE!"

*Drools*
<3

by PreciseDefinitions March 23, 2012

aspoderm

An unidentified substance, likely biological, found on surfaces in public and semi-public places.

I got to my hotel room and there was aspoderm all over the bedspread.

by Dr. Perkins December 14, 2012

asparagus booth

The asparagus booth is the toilet or urinal stall whose previous user has recently urinated following a healthy portion of asparagus.

Archaic: A mythical architectural feature in the castles of old Europe in which small chambers accessible from the dining hall permitted nobles to luxuriate in the intoxicating aphrodisiac of the asparagus flowers wafting from their urine pots.

Awww man, I totally got the asparagus booth in there. That urinal was a veritable detective's steam grate of asparagus fumes.

by K P Cogs November 19, 2013

asparagash

The ability to 'do Gods work' and ply females full of alcohol in order to assist his fellow man in attracting suitable partners, no matter what the occasion. The asparagash technique is usually attempted via excessive alcohol shots including specially designed mixtures, eg: The Gash Tequila (which is really just a shot of Bacardi 151). If the female in question isn't succumbing to the asparagash charms then a more direct route shall be taken including introducing 'rules' like no holding your drink in your right hand and 'a spills a finish'.

The asparagash technique doesn't take a long time to master however it is commonly accepted among asparagash professionals that you are either born with the gash gene or not. If you are unfortunate enough not to be born with the gene unfortunately you will find it difficult to lower your social conscience in order to 'do Gods work." Your best bet is to befriend an asparagash master and watch in envy of his ability.

God she's hot! I'll have to call up the Gashman so he can apply the asparagash technique to give me a shot!

by Wizard Hunter November 4, 2014