abscess

A repulsive or destructive person in a comparison to a destructive infection.

He's an oozing adscess on the ass of our company.

by dave L.L. May 13, 2005

absqueath

the act of stopping stopping doing something.

Inversely proportional to abstain.

"You, prevent yourself from stopping absqueathing horny sex with that goat!"

by joan of gay December 12, 2003

abstinized

one who dries out due to lack of sex, usually resulting from an insanely lame strategy of courtship.

"hey man, let me tell you, after i broke up with that !@#$(*^)!! fucking tab whore, i became abstinized."

by Luke April 13, 2005

absolute fail

the term between fail and epic fail used to describe a slighly worse failure but not an extremly bad failure.

me: "um thats a pretty big failure but it isn't epic."

friend: "then why not call it an absolute fail?"

by the noodle lord4432 May 21, 2008

absolutely perfect

Kaitlin Leigh-Ann Fro Harden

dude i found the absolutely perfect song, what kaitlin isnt a song she is an amazing girl

by doggystylebum July 19, 2010

Absoslut

Bitches who get drunk off girly drinks.

Dude, just keep buying her mai tai's. Word is that she's a complete absoslut.

by vbolerdor December 27, 2011

ABSOLUTELY

ABSOLUTELY comes from the one and only group - my favourite molecule is jager WE LOVE ASS, BOOZE, AND PUSS

9102 CJN

ABSOLUTELY BABYYYY!! - Adam (Hound aka Condom Filler), Jack (Steve), Matt (Alfonzo), Jack (Gonzo), Charlie (UNIT), Duncan (Rinser), Tommy (Lil Tommy 2020, Montreal is not ready)

Fired up to participate in an activity.

Ex:
Person 1 - RumPunch?
Person 2 - ABSOLUTELY

by LiilTommy February 19, 2019