The act of being so cranked out that you lay on your belly on the floor and try to stare under the door jam to see or hear what's going on the other side because you're so paranoid and on meth.
by thEwaTcher October 27, 2015
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A M4D LAD of high caliber. A DJ Zevendeuce (DJ) is known to have a big penis, and huge balls to go with it. They also have an enhanced sense of smell as well as being fluent in Vietnamese.
DJ Zevendeuces are also highly musical, and are known to have the voice of an angel.
If you spot a DJ Zevendeuce DO NOT APPROACH IT! They are known to be savage AF, and will 100% kill you if you're a soi boy. The ''Soi boy'' is the only natural enemy of the DJ Zevendeuce, so it will attack to kill. The DJs only predator is the ''feminist''. The feminist does not approve of the DJ's m4d lad approach to life, and will try to justify ruining it.
A M4D LAD of high caliber. A DJ Zevendeuce (DJ) is known to have a big penis, and huge balls to go with it. They also have an enhanced sense of smell as well as being fluent in Vietnamese.
DJ Zevendeuces are also highly musical, and are known to have the voice of an angel.
If you spot a DJ Zevendeuce DO NOT APPROACH IT! They are known to be savage AF, and will 100% kill you if you're a soi boy. The ''Soi boy'' is the only natural enemy of the DJ Zevendeuce, so it will attack to kill. The DJs only predator is the ''feminist''. The feminist does not approve of the DJ's m4d lad approach to life, and will try to justify ruining it.
by motherofbibse November 27, 2018
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Tony: Hey whats the DJ's name at the booth
Buck: His name is DJ Scoliosis
Tony: We should go tell him "Good Job DJ!"
Buck: His name is DJ Scoliosis
Tony: We should go tell him "Good Job DJ!"
by EarlySpore November 30, 2018
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Get the DJ mug.black male,known to have numorus amounts of females! Also know for great music and being capable of more than you think!
by Handsome Larry August 7, 2017
Get the Dj jigge mug.A new class of DJ that is beyond the "press play dj" you all are used to. Faux DJ'ing consists of any of the following DJ No No's while on stage, but not limited to:
Social Media Moments "ie. Facebook Live" - aka Stage Basking
Big Drop with Both Hands in the Air - aka the Rollincoaster
Fake Knob Touching - aka Knob Mobbin
Using Headphones that Sound Awful and aren't Insulated - ie. Beats, Skullcandy, or any Earbuds - aka Dullcandy Headphones
Playing Classic Techno Hits Remixed into Top 40's EDM - aka Re-Rubadub Refix Remix Bootleg
Staying in a Groove for Less than 1 Minute "Unless Playing Hip Hop, Breaks, or Scratching" - aka Faux Limit Soldier
No Cueing - aka Cueless
No Beat Matching - aka Cheat Matching
Audible BPM Track Transitions - No Headphones or Hands Needed "Proof is in the Pre-production" - aka Propagation Validation
Hugging your Competition in Front of "Your" Fans - aka Busyness Practices
Magically Morphs into DJ Preacher - aka Microfaux Hero
Sandstorm by Darude is for Private Listening ONLY! "Darude would agree" - aka Blandstorm
Social Media Moments "ie. Facebook Live" - aka Stage Basking
Big Drop with Both Hands in the Air - aka the Rollincoaster
Fake Knob Touching - aka Knob Mobbin
Using Headphones that Sound Awful and aren't Insulated - ie. Beats, Skullcandy, or any Earbuds - aka Dullcandy Headphones
Playing Classic Techno Hits Remixed into Top 40's EDM - aka Re-Rubadub Refix Remix Bootleg
Staying in a Groove for Less than 1 Minute "Unless Playing Hip Hop, Breaks, or Scratching" - aka Faux Limit Soldier
No Cueing - aka Cueless
No Beat Matching - aka Cheat Matching
Audible BPM Track Transitions - No Headphones or Hands Needed "Proof is in the Pre-production" - aka Propagation Validation
Hugging your Competition in Front of "Your" Fans - aka Busyness Practices
Magically Morphs into DJ Preacher - aka Microfaux Hero
Sandstorm by Darude is for Private Listening ONLY! "Darude would agree" - aka Blandstorm
Jim: Dude, you wanna hit up that Festy with us this weekend?
Bob: Who's all playing there?
Jim: Only some of the biggest and best DJ's ever!
Bob: Sweet! Is this a DMC Championship?
Jim: Whats a DMC Championship?
Bob: Nevermind, and NO, I'm not paying to see a bunch of Faux DJ's.
Bob: Who's all playing there?
Jim: Only some of the biggest and best DJ's ever!
Bob: Sweet! Is this a DMC Championship?
Jim: Whats a DMC Championship?
Bob: Nevermind, and NO, I'm not paying to see a bunch of Faux DJ's.
by DJ Max Portland August 9, 2017
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