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Soccer

Really? You know. Soccer is football. Not American Football.
Hi I like soccer
by SUBSCRIBETOME April 2, 2019
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Soccer mom

a middle-aged white woman who drives an SUV and thinks her children are fucking legends at soccer
that soccer mom thinks her kid is fucking Ronaldo
by pints with the lads August 11, 2018
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Saskatchewan Soccer

THE BEST FUCKING GAME EVER

Saskatchewan Soccer is a game, typically played in P.E. Where there are two teams, one in outfield, and one at the baseline. (Black line used in basketball as out). Outfield rolls the ball to the infielders, and one player from baseline kicks it. The kicker and whoever decides to run, runs from one end of the gym, to the other. Outfielders have to then throw the ball to get the infielders out. Three to five people out, then teams switch places and the game continues.
Gym teacher: "Yo fam we're gonna play some Saskatchewan Soccer."
Literally every kid in the gym: *Starts a fucking riot*
by lilnegger September 17, 2018
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soccer buddy

A person who enjoys soccer as much as you do and loves you and is perfect for you
by Lityou April 15, 2017
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Kiss a soccer boy day

On October 30th, girl can kiss any soccer boy they want!
Oh my god he’s so cute I can’t wait to kiss him on kiss a soccer boy day!
by EdenHazard10 October 29, 2019
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Soccer

Person 1: hey do you want to play soccer?
Person 2: ITS FOOTBALL YOU UNCULTURED SWINE
by I_eat_dick October 15, 2021
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Soccer Coach

My soccer coach made it so hard to walk today
by TheDiabetic January 23, 2024
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