A faggot who denies it and is not only obsessed with with having rough sex with computers and often inserts his own floppy disk. Won a karate tournament against a small child once. Loves them soccer balls in his mouth.
by Unknown person3354 January 9, 2019
Get the Soccer boimug. 
Slang for “Anal trainer”
by TheDiabetic January 23, 2024
Get the Soccer Coachmug. by I_eat_dick October 15, 2021
Get the Soccermug. by Stinky36 December 3, 2019
Get the soccermug. Another name for a 510 thread battery. Refers to the idea that most white, middle class mothers, specifically ‘soccer moms’, prefer vaping THC cartridges rather than smoking due to the discrete nature of vaping.
“Do you really think you can get stoned in the middle of the grocery store?”
“Yeah it’s cool I got a soccer mom stick”
“Yeah it’s cool I got a soccer mom stick”
by RougeBlazer June 24, 2021
Get the Soccer mom stickmug. /noun/
refers to when a person becomes a soccer mom. Although, the person does not necessarily have to be a woman, a mom, or a person who takes their kids to soccer games; they just have to give off the same vibes of a soccer mom and say "you're doing great sweetie!" at least twice in their life.
/verb/
(present tense): soccer momify
(past tense): soccer momify
refers to when a person becomes a soccer mom. Although, the person does not necessarily have to be a woman, a mom, or a person who takes their kids to soccer games; they just have to give off the same vibes of a soccer mom and say "you're doing great sweetie!" at least twice in their life.
/verb/
(present tense): soccer momify
(past tense): soccer momify
by Sappho's Good Friend™ September 19, 2021
Get the soccer momificationmug.