Women

A female person who is paid to clean someone's house , do kitchen work and other domestic activities

I hired a women to wash my utensils.

by Amxytz January 22, 2023

Crazy women

A woman (women) A female(s) An older girl(s) bordering on adulthood.

There were men and crazy women in my college art class

by M@rk@133 June 23, 2019

Women

Actually statistically more likely to use physical violence (at least in the context of domestic disputes).

Hym "Yeah, full of shit about women still."

by Hym Iam May 14, 2023

mom likes women

when your father went to get the milk and ur mom found a hot woman...
ur mom likes women
perfect comeback to any ur mom jokes

guy1 : ur mom
guy2 (smart): ur mom likes women

by chonky elbow July 3, 2022

He harasses women!

Who did I harass? This fucking goateed midget is OBSESSED with me! He's in love with me! Seriously! Joe, if you end up killing me for threatening you kids, make sure you send this guy my skin so he can finish the transformation, holy shit! His WHOLE LIFE is ABOUT me, dawg! This is wild! If you told me that he had some overies impanted in his prostate so that I could breed him.... I would believe you.

Hym "OOOOH! DEFENDER OF WOMEN! THAT GOLDEN CAMPION WE ALL NEED! HE'S DEFENDING WOMEN FROM HARASSMENT! Okokok, so listen... I'm at work last night, right? And this guy comes in claiming to have been assaulted, right? And my coworker starts freaking out on this guy. Screaming at him to get out. And his justification for it is 'He harasses women!' And it's like... You are a middle aged gas station worker and the fattest, grosses, baldest, fish-mouthed piece of shit on the planet. You are not 'defender of women.' He is just the worst fucking communist snitch you would ever fucking meet in your life. Thank whatever God you pray to that we aren't in Nazi Germany because this fucking guy would rat a Jew out for a... Sheckle? Is that the Jew money? It's always the fat fucks isn't it? Literally, the guy who is most invested in whether or not women are being harassed is the least attractive or fattest man in the room. 'He HaRaSsEs WoMeN!' Get the fuck out of here, fat-shit."

by Hym Iam April 28, 2024

Women nowadays don't know how to keep a man

Yeah, bitch, I saw it. Better believe I saw it. I see everything.

Hym "Along with the statement 'Women nowadays don't know how to keep a man' there is an implicit assumption that you could keep me. There is just so much arrogance packed into that seemingly innocuous statement that it's hard to take you seriously. And I know. I know you're sitting there thinking 'I wOuLdN't WaNt To-' IRRELEVANT! Entirely irrelevant! The point is you COULDN'T if you had to. You know I am the wrong person to talk to about what you want."

by Hym Iam March 3, 2023

Women Are Drugs

Underscores the captivating nature of women, akin to a potent allure that becomes irresistible upon the first encounter. Their strength, resilience, and kindness create an addictive essence that emanates through their infectious energy and uplifting personalities. In essence, women possess qualities that, once experienced, leave an indelible mark, making it challenging to resist the desire for more.

This was created in 2015.

When I'm around her I just can't get enough, her smile, the way she laughs, her beauty, her lips, her eyes, the way she loves me, her personality, her hair, the way she smells, the way we kiss, the way we f**k, like I'm addicted and I know it. Bro, you said that about the lady you were with last week. I know, man ... women are drugs and I can't get enough.

The author beautifully explores the concept that women are like drugs, emphasizing their irresistible qualities, in a narrative that celebrates the perpetual inspiration drawn from their strength and kindness.

by @SauceAvenue November 27, 2023