Woke

To think and view things in a specific close-minded way, unable to see the truth in things

The exact opposite of what the word itself implies, to be woke means you can't see whats really going on with whatever the situation may be

Billy's on that woke sh#t again he thinks the Amazon Lord of the Rings series will actually be good

by Z_Mane February 17, 2022

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Woke

Being A Stupid Far Left Socialist Bastard

Oh look he is a woke queer

by Jcw123 December 2, 2023

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woke

red-pill for blue-pilled people

Fuck straws they're bad for turtles, I wish more people were woke to these issues like me.

by hahapoopie4323 December 29, 2019

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Finna Woke

England is my city.

Wow dude i am retared and doesnt have any edacation. Finna Woke!

by jackfilms123 May 6, 2018

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Get the Finna Wokemug.

Schrödinger's Woke

A quantum superposition wherein a piece of media (such as a film, television or streaming series, etc) is simultaneously "woke" and "not woke" until that piece of media is either a financial success or failure - at which point, whiney conservatives on the internet will label it "woke" if said media bombs and "not woke" if it succeeds, thereby resolving the superposition. This strategy handily allows them to maintain their delusional worldview and avoid acknowledging the reality that the majority of the population, progressive or otherwise, just isn't that bothered by, for example, a black woman in this or that Star Wars show.

Internet conservatives before the Mario movie came out: "The Mario movie's going to bomb because it's woke, Princess Peach is such a girlboss! gEt wOkE gO bRoKe!"

THE SAME internet conservatives after the Mario movie came out and made bank: "The Mario movie sold like gangbusters because it rejects woke, something something Chris Pratt!"

A normal person: "Schrödinger's Woke strikes again!"

by ZackAkai July 11, 2024

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