mosh child

Basically another definition of an emo. A mosh child is a younger teenager trying desperately to follow the fashions of older generations...They're usually a step or two behind. Many see them as 'posers'.

Well I would go to that gig, but it'll be full of mosh children no doubt.

by --P December 9, 2008

chyrstal child

A child sent from god to earth that has great power in

changing the world

Chyrstal childern have the power to see the dead, move things with there mind, and have very big deep eye's that stare in to your soul, they can read you

by Chyrstal child September 21, 2013

Child Aggro

When a woman has a kid from another man.
The worst kind of aggro.

I was gonna get her number until she pulled out a picture of her with some little guy and I found out she had child aggro.

by Kyori April 23, 2008

man child

when someone looks like a child but they have features of men such as a really deep voice

damn dharen, you're such a man child

by pantsisGREEN April 20, 2018

Hitler's Child

A child with blond hair and blue eyes. Comes from Hitler's liking of the two characteristics.

My little cousin Sue is a hitler's child.

by Raeeee444 April 12, 2013

Child Gamer

10-12 year old kids who think they are the next generation of pro gamers. They often blame their lack of skill on hacking or their other teammates.

Person 1: OFMG this kid has literal hacks
Person 2: You Child Gamer, you missed every shot

by RobloxGrill2 May 29, 2018

connor is a child

Hypothesis: Connor is a child.

(Children laugh at immature jokes. A Connor laughs at immature jokes. They watch shows for children, as does he. Ergo, child. They both hate coffee. So either all children are Connor or Connor is a child. As not all children are Connor, the only possible result:

Conclusion: Child

Connor made a suggestive reference! Fear not, Connor is a child

Or

Anime girl: hellpp mee reach the shelf

Vampire queen: He won’t, Connor is a child. Excuse us but Springsteen awaits bye

by Distractor in Chief March 30, 2021