poop window

You have to go, it's time to go, and if you don't go then you can't go until the next window.

My poop window is open I have to find a bathroom!

by westhollywooddesk September 3, 2016

kitchen window

A practical view of a situation

Through the kitchen window, increasing revenue from marijuana as a cash crop could replace a decline from oil and gas.

by Mosey Susan January 3, 2022

shit window

This is the hour from which you first notice you need to take a shit. If you don't shit within this hour time frame, it is possible that you will not need to shit for quite some time. So take advantage of the shit window and do not miss it, because if you do it can lead to being constipated and force you to carry this extra shit around with you for an undisclosed time. And who wants to carry around extra shit?
(similar to the caffeine window (sort of))

Golly, I missed my "shit window" and now I do not need to shit. This forces me to wait for my next shit window.

by desterho July 4, 2011

Dick Window

Adj. Describing the situation where one is 'flying low', with his fly or zipper down.

To open ones 'dick window' is to unzip ones fly.

Person 1: 'Hmmm i think i may take a piss on that guys car'
Person 2: 'Cool idea, don't forget to open the dick window so you don't piss yourself'
Person 1: 'Cheers mate'

by DrTimmy October 19, 2011

titty window

n. the opening in a woman's shirt, top, or blouse that prominently displays her cleavage.

ie: me and Willis were trying to focus on our bowling game but the chick in the next lane had a lovely top on with a "titty window" so we could see her titty balls and stuff.

by shuski December 16, 2009

compartmentalised traffic window

Rush hour - this term is frequently used by members of FVS to describe rush hour traffic.

In order to implement a comprehensive traffic management programme, you must first assess the compartmentalised traffic windows.

by HNAG March 16, 2010

Weiner's window

Dramatic use of faux symbolism in which a show writer drops so many "symbols" that turn out to be red herrings that the characters themselves show disgust. The phrase itself references Season 5 of the popular American TV show "Mad Men" in which window symbolism was heavily employed throughout the season, ultimately culminating with a nude Roger Sterling literally mooning the audience in front of a large Manhattan apartment window.

Whereas Chekhov's gun dictates that objects, actors and actions should be used cleverly and for a reason, Weiner's window dictates that none of that matters. What does matter is the show writer's smugness and lack of empathy for the show's loyal fanbase.

An important distinctionbbetween Bay's helicopter and Weiner's window is that a work employing the former technique will actually be entertaining while the latter will not.

TV Critic 1: "Did you notice that color of Don Draper's vase is bright orange? It could symbolize 60s changing morality, the Beatles arriving at Shea Stadium, or sex."

TV Critic 2: "Or it could just be another fucking Weiner's window. I hate this fucking show. Let's watch Breaking Bad."

by djwellies November 9, 2012