buzzed shorts

A level of intoxication prior to being wastey pants.

Usually on the cusp of having a good night but not quite sure what type of bad decisions you may make.

"I hope that girl decides to go from buzzed shorts to wastey pants tonight... I wanna make bad decisions with her."

by Efffsandwich December 22, 2013

Short-Brick

A nickname for Longwood College in Farmville, Va.
Local name

Short-Brick is a happening school!

by Woodruth July 29, 2008

Short bus

A short bus is someone who is a complete idiot.

Sebastian is such a short bus, i cant stand him!

by Poopenberg December 28, 2016

Short+Gay

Short+gay=Sereena

Someone: Hey can you tell me what short+gay=
Someone: It is sereena

by NotDoc March 5, 2022

short vibes

The vibes someone gives off that make you think they would be short.

Bonnie really gives off short vibes, you know?

by uncomfii February 13, 2021

short circuit

Touching both of one's nipples with a single hand.

When he short circuited me, it felt like cool ranch.

by princess douglyn August 31, 2018

short dicked it

When you misjudge the distance needed to throw an object into the trash

Watch me make this

*Shoots and misses*
Aww man, I short dicked it

by shortdickery June 30, 2016