I'll tell you when you're older

A phrase used when something can't be explained to a child

7-year-old: *catches adolescent brother watching porn* What is this?
Brother: I'll tell you when you're older.

by frabrizio March 23, 2017

I Fart When I Fuck

The act of flatulence during intercourse. Usually only occurs with rugged ass bitches, who scream "I fart when I fuck"

Guy 1: Hey you see that girl over there?
Guy2: Yeah she's rugged, she probably screams "I fart when I fuck!"

by Keith's Uncle January 1, 2012

I don't shut up I grow up and when i look at you I throw up

How to instantly get strangled and/or get made fun of.

Bully: SHUT THE F*CK UP

Emily: I don't shut up I grow up and when I look at you I throw up *Thinks that she violated the bully*

Bully: *Instantly jumps on top of her and chokes her to death*

by 888899990000000 March 27, 2022

you'll get it when your older

A common statement used by South Tahoe High School students to avoid answering stupid questions such as:
1)how do you do this?
2)what are you guys talking about?
3)Hey! Whatcha' got there?
or any other question not wanted to be answered by the higher echelons of south tahoe high school cliques.

Lee (to Greg): Dude, how awesome was 300 last night?
Greg: Sickest movie ever, anyone who missed it on opening night is just a strait up panzy. Old School!

Paul: Hey guys, How was 300?!?

Greg: uuuhhhhh...You'll get it when your older...

by someone who is older... December 15, 2008

back when Britney Spears was still hot

Used as an exaggeration for a time period between something that just happened and the last time that same thing happened.

Matt: I'll beat you at ping pong again, like I did last time.
Caleb: Matt the last time you beat me at ping pong was back when Britney Spears was still hot.

by pokefan94 February 24, 2011

Stoner science(best read when stoned)

the bullshit formulas, procedures and reasons stoners used to explain certain phenomenon and develop theories based on said phenomenon. what causes stoners to explain why things happen with bullshit reasoning that sounds scientific. semi-related to stoner logic. The person who experienced these thoughts while high inferred them to be a type of reasoning ,generally used with pointless topics while stoned, thus it was named Stoner Science. Not everyone can use stoner science. Aperson needs the right mindset. A scientific/philosophical mindset generally. Others may work.

Actual example of Stoner Science from actual stoned person: The reason why sugary drinks helps wash away cottonmouth: Elements possibly have microbiological properties. THC is very weak microbiologically and therefore most liquids can get rid of the cottonmouth possibly caused by THC particles that collect around the inside of your mouth after smoking marijuana. Microbiologically, most liquids are stronger than THC and work like white blood cells to eradicate viruses. They go into your mouth and the erosion of the slick layer of THC that is cottonmouth is caused by the microorganisms of the liquid killing the THC microorganisms. Sugar is microbiologically stronger than liquid because of the fact that it is made of tiny crystals. The sugar microorganisms roll across your mouth and tear through the THC killing its microorganisms. THC that didn't die will gather back together and reform the layer in your mouth, but the layer will be thinner. This is why after the first drink your cottonmouth is not as bad. Other examples incude: Why dirt covers the scent of a lot of things and why freash air brings down a high.(Typed by the person who experienced these thoughts while high. If you did not understand it you were either sober or high but you do not have the correct mindset.) stoner science(best read when stoned)

by Zerohazrd October 12, 2010

me when the j is sus😳

A phrase one says when something happens and they can relate to it when the j is sus.

Person #1: Dude, that guy just blew up the Taco Bell toilet!
Person #2: Bro, this is literally me when the j is sus😳.

by lmaolmao3500 February 3, 2022