A ridiculous sports fan combining front running for both the raiders and Brett Favre. A grant walker usually tends to not believe they should be classified as such because "they didn't know what frontrunning was when they were 5".
These fans are made even more despicable by their tendency to banter inappropriately with good decent fans of local teams.
These fans are made even more despicable by their tendency to banter inappropriately with good decent fans of local teams.
by kapinsano October 18, 2008
Get the grant walker mug.1) A person who is selfish and behaves like an idiot
2) A person who is greedy with their masturbatory habits. A selfish wanker will steal a communal porn collection, steal the only box of tissues remaining in the house, even steal a picture of your own dear mother to wank over. They care nothing for the feelings or masturbation plans of others. They will even turn up late to meetings and dates because of their five knuckle shuffling, but will never ever call and explain the delay. Wanking will always come first to these people. A truly selfish wanker will even prefer the touch of their own hairy palm to the touch of another human being.
2) A person who is greedy with their masturbatory habits. A selfish wanker will steal a communal porn collection, steal the only box of tissues remaining in the house, even steal a picture of your own dear mother to wank over. They care nothing for the feelings or masturbation plans of others. They will even turn up late to meetings and dates because of their five knuckle shuffling, but will never ever call and explain the delay. Wanking will always come first to these people. A truly selfish wanker will even prefer the touch of their own hairy palm to the touch of another human being.
Steven is a selfish wanker. He sent his girlfriend out to the strip club with his mates so that he could stay in and abuse himself alone.
by MagickDio September 4, 2010
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a little town with about 1500 people who are basicly all related it's baisically the new west virginia. where evryone is still excited about north carolina getting the lottery in their state so they can all go spend their hard earned money they made at the brand new wendy's. great, now they cant afford mayballine make up from eckerds were every holiday you have to ask how many are coming cause they keep procreating. if you asked someone from walkertown how many cousins they had you'd be sitting on their couch for a week. everyone in walkertown still goes to the local roses to buy some half priced, off-brand clothes and jewelry. where if you wanted to go do some "real" shopping you would have to drive about 15 minutes to wal-mart or the newly built target in kernersville. where if you want to get a decent gift you have to wait in rush hour traffic because the whole towns out on the streets around 3 p.m. i think about the best looking buildings in walkertown are the library and the new "shopping" strip containing lows foods and el maguey; a surprisingly great mexican resturaunt where all of the guys that work their act like they have known you forever. their only working their because walkertown is so hick they accept anything even flirty wiaters. but the best thing about walkertown is that whatever your day was like you have at least 100 people to retell it to.
Billy: So were you going for winter break?
Jon: My aunts in walkertown.
Billy:How many people coming?
Jon: The Whole Town!
Jon: My aunts in walkertown.
Billy:How many people coming?
Jon: The Whole Town!
by amanda & meredyth May 30, 2006
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Get the wanker mug.'Wankers' Callous' is loosely defined by the New England Journal of Wankology as "any light abrasion to the shaft of the penis due to either excessive or angry wanking". Whilst cases of Wankers' Callous are historically rare, when it occurs the event can be overwhelming as a short hiatus from masturbation is mandatory.
Doctor: Timmy, I'm afraid you've developed Wankers' Callous. You'll need to lay off the angry wanking; you've wanked your foreskin raw.
Hitler: Doctor Goldman just informed me that mein wankers' callous will not heal until I stop beating mein mutterzerkleinerungsmaschine. All the Jews must pay for this diagnosis.
Timmy: Doctor, your diagnosis made me so angry that I angry wanked my foreskin straight off my penis. It flew out of my hand and down my mother's throat. She died from asphyxiation.
Hitler: Doctor Goldman just informed me that mein wankers' callous will not heal until I stop beating mein mutterzerkleinerungsmaschine. All the Jews must pay for this diagnosis.
Timmy: Doctor, your diagnosis made me so angry that I angry wanked my foreskin straight off my penis. It flew out of my hand and down my mother's throat. She died from asphyxiation.
by BGH122 May 21, 2010
Get the Wankers' Callous mug.He is the sweetest and kindest guy you'll ever meet. He loves to talk and is super outgoing. All the teachers favour him because of his sense humour and he’s personality. Looks tough but is actually so soft inside. He loves giving hugs and he is probably the best hugger. Many many girls have a crush on him and not because of his looks because sometimes Walkers can be ugly, but instead they go for his personality. You are one lucky girl if you date him.
by We love that February 8, 2019
Get the Walker mug.Means that someone is so intoxicated (usually with alcahol) that they lose control over their bodily functions and deficate themselves.
Me : Oh my god did you see Gordon at the party last night, the guy shit himself after being refused at the bar!
Friend : Yeh, he was shit wankered alright, what a total idiot.
Friend : Yeh, he was shit wankered alright, what a total idiot.
by Steven Bell April 8, 2008
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