Country vanilla crotch rocket

The act of banging a girl doggie style while eating a bowl of ice cream. The placing the cold bowl on her lower back. Causing her sky rocket of your dick

Dude I was with this chick the other night and turned her into a country vanilla crotch rocket.

by DirtySanchezandhiscousinPedro June 26, 2021

vanilla

Conventional, ordinary, non-deviating, plain.

With no modifications or perversions. The most basic form of something.

1. In games:

Original form of the game without any mods (or sometimes even DLC s)

2. In BDSM
The opposite of kinky. Not in any way involved with BDSM. Without kinks or fetishes.

Player 1: "I adore the clean look of my builds in vanilla Minecraft!"
Player 2: "True, but have you ever tried any mods? They add stunning visual elements to the game!"

Person 1: "My girlfriend prefers keeping things simple in the bedroom. I doubt she would enjoy spanking."
Person 2: "That's totally fine. Some people enjoy the intensity of BDSM, but others stick to a more 'vanilla' approach to their relationships."

by db20godzina November 16, 2023

Vanilla steamer

After taking a dump in a girl's mouth, you then ejaculate in her mouth.

Dude, I gave that chick a great vanilla steamer! She ate that shit up like it was from Starbuck's!

by piggytwochainsjohnson June 5, 2015

Vanilla Sprite

A rarer form of Sprite. You can only really get it at those fancy custom drink dispensers at movie theaters and such.

"I just got some Vanilla Sprite"
"Dude, what the shit?"

by eb4 July 9, 2022

Chocolate and vanilla cream

When someone has anal sex with someone else with a condom. They cum in the condom. There is now shit on the outside and cum on the inside of the condom. Someone then, usually the one getting fucked, licks off the shit and drinks the cum.

Man that anal sex was great last night, until she tried to get me to do a chocolate and vanilla cream.

by Whocomesupwiththis September 8, 2021

Vanilla

Somebody who is uninterested in doing something very exciting or spontaneous. somebody only interested in ordinary sexual acts or normal sexual acts. usually used in a sexual manner, but it can be used in everyday life.

Tony: Dude, Karla is so vanilla.
Carlos: Did she not want to do any BDSM?

by smbdy19 October 8, 2023

Giant Vanilla

When a guy has a giant penis but is so boring in bed that’s it’s not even worth it

I was so excited to fuck Nick because his dick was so big but then I found out he was just a Giant Vanilla. It was so boring, I almost fell asleep.

by VA31 November 21, 2020