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Golden Valley High School

A crappy school full of minorities and AP's who only like basketball and football
TOM: So why do you go to Canyon instead of GVHS?
MARY: Because Golden Valley High School sucks
TOM: Too true...
by ninjaplz February 7, 2009
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Maple Valley

The worst city in existence. South of Seattle in King County, WA, there is literally nothing to do, every middle school guy is a retarded immature skaterfag wannabe stick thin faggot. every girl in any school is either a tremendous whore, a fucking bitch or a drama starting cuntqueef. oh, and everyone either is on drugs or cuts themself. Or both. For fun, Maple Valleyians usually leave Maple Valley to go to a less shitty place.
by awwwwwyouknow! August 22, 2011
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carmel valley

carmel valley, CA (NOT carmel valley in san diego)
AKA the cool kid part of carmel.
and the best place to live everrrrrr.
carmel doesnt even compare to the valley.
rich snobby freaks live in carmel, real kids live in the valley.
so carmel cant mess with the valleyy.
carmel valley is wayyyyyy too cool for you.
carmel kid: im gonna go swim in my huge olympic pool and watch my boyfriend play golf on my daddy's course!

carmel valley kid: go fuck yourself.
by rosalieeeee May 23, 2008
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castro valley

A black hole that forms tumors on your soul and makes you want to eat your own face. Filled with people who can form their own opinions and don’t understand yours. Whose very purpose is to make you want to go to college even more.
i hate myself therefor i'm going back home to castro valley
by Kelly G. February 7, 2008
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locust valley

kick ass place in long island.
common population here is pretty cool, alot of middle class, som rich assholes but most are nice.
the schools are pretty ghey til your above seventh grade
too much monitoring in the schools though, basically like jail.
Were good at most sports but we also suck ass at some.
Good thing bout the school is they have sum hot ass girls.. ironically most are from bayville but sum hot ones from LV.
Yea thats basically it lol.
Locust Valley: A place where you can get suspended for two months for punching someone. But once your free you can just grind with hot ass girls at the school dance.
by The Owner of LOL October 14, 2007
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Ralston Valley High School

Ralston Valley High School The mustangs, first it's a school swarming with hot babes. Like seriously I hear they freakin are bred there. They dominate well, everything and anything which comes to no surprise. They have closer ties with wheat ridge than one would think due to their comrades on the lacrosse team which is extremely beast by the way. But really I mean, can you say bragging rights? What a school, it has to be better than arvada west (notice this school is not capitalized since it's so gay). Because I mean really the kids at RV are smooth phresh pimps. What more is there?!
Ralston Valley pimp: Ralston Valley High School is straight up thuggin'.

arvada west kid: yeah, were straight up gay.

enough said.
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Oro Valley

me: "Get me out of Oro Valley."
you: "SUCKS TO BE YOU."
by gabbyisaBAMF1234567890 December 11, 2009
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