uncle tummy

A white person, mainly a white politician who is afraid to stand against a different race, even if they know its wrong.

WELL Leroy you are right that white person getting robbed, didnt have the right to shoot that colored man. Pass the chitlin and collard greens my man. Here ya go uncle tummy.

by Ricky black July 7, 2020

Uncle Kempy

This is for all you artist out there. Paint yourself a beautiful field landscape with sunflowers and orchids. Once your landscape is painted now it’s time for the Uncle Kempy. You have to have a micro penis for this. You dip your micro penis in a beautiful brownish paint shade, don’t get too much, and stamp your micro peen on the landscape where the worms would be. If you want to see birds in the distance you may use your micro stamp for the little bird wings.

On Mother’s Day I painted Thelmer a beautiful landscape finished with the uncle kempy stamp.

by Thelony March 11, 2023

Uncle Cousin

A spiritual term used to describe the ceremonial use the of the drug Ketamine.

ME: Is uncle cousin with us tonight?

HIM: Oh yes, dear brother, he is indeed.

Me: My dear brother, may I get a little puff-ski of that uncle cousin?

HIM: May the lord be with you.

by thedearestbrother March 28, 2022

that one uncle

that one uncle (usually on your father's side of the family) is drunk more often than not and has a 95% chance to be a kidnapper

that one uncle: hHEEEhehjeheEEEEhH HellO KIDS

everyone: RUNS

by Hehe I cheated March 29, 2021

uncle bernard

the man with a sex face and big penis. loves to sex AMOUG. cum all over my ass.

sexer: omg uncle bernard is here
AMOUG: omg!! uncle bernard??
uncle bernard: we will sex big cock.

by bakaslutbussylicker May 2, 2021

uncle squinty

Malcolm Nicholls

Malcolm was out last night, and went from Nicko Suave to Uncle Squinty around 1 am.

by APMBoston Boston taxguy June 15, 2018

Uncle Dim

Uncle Dim makes SPICESS in the basement with big man Faz and big man Barny.

Uncle Dim!!!!!!

by Curry King 123 March 7, 2021