Twat Balls 

clitoris, and/or surrounding bumps.

Suck my twat balls.

Twat Balls by Big Kahk January 2, 2009

Twat Nugget 

A nugget of dry cum deep in the twat

when i was eating out a girl i felt a giant twat nugget deep inside her

Twat Nugget by Fin Germatwat October 31, 2010

twat waffle

Term of derision, along the lines of douche bag. Can be used when joking with friends as well. This word was in use in Bucks County, PA as early as 1990 by high school kids.

"Listen twat waffle, I'm gonna kick your teeth in." - unfriendly
"Yo twat waffle, come grab a beer." - friendly

twat waffle by TommyG21 April 8, 2010

twat shot 

A blunt force to the vaginal area causing much discomfort.

Lauren nailed Amanda with t a huge twat shot

twat shot by Oscar March 13, 2005

twat faced 

wen ur pissed out of your head

she was well twat faced after 10 bacardis

twat faced by louise April 12, 2004

twat spot 

1. Short for a twenty dollar bill.

2. The opening of the female genitalia.

3. A designated area for frequent intercourse.

For just one twat spot, you can pork Billy Bobs sister Maggy Joe in the twat spot.

twat spot by Eapert McDangles June 18, 2006

twat portfolio 

when you gotta roll through your rolodex of pussy or through your manila folders with pics of chicks in em just to find which one was hot or which one you want to bang that evening.

HEY! you seen my twat portfolio?!?! i left it here last night and there's a chick i have in it and i gotta bang her like right the fuck now!

twat portfolio by DecadentDestruction July 18, 2006