Yertle the turtle

When you make a bitch cum with your knee and nothing else

Jenna: I made that bitch cum with just my knee last night

Veronica: you yertled the turtle!

Yertle the turtle: making bitches cum with knee ONLY

by yertturt October 24, 2020

Let Me Turn Into the Mole and get a Swole

Let Me Turn Into the Mole and get a Swole is a phrase used when a man is attempting to have relations with another person. The idea is that an erection is "swole" and one would like to have it burrow in an oriface like a mole would burrow into the ground.

"I'm saying though, let me turn into the mole and get a swole!"

by Racer XXX March 23, 2022

teenage mutant ninja turtles

They can easily kick the Power Rangers' asses any day of the week.

Power Ranger: Ha ha! Those are ninja turtles? They look like rejects from Rita and Zedd's palace. We'll mop the floors with them in five minutes.
(five minutes later)
Power Ranger: Can't....feel....legs....(dies)

by Krang July 20, 2003

turtle hats

totally hot

your turtle hats

by mnbhgfdertyuijbvcfghj April 24, 2015

Hot turd

(n) a brown mass coming out of the butt that is very hot and steamy.

Syn: turd, dump, crap
Ant: pee

Mark- Last night i made the biggest hot turd, I think i had to much mexican food.

Karl- Ewwww thats gross dude

by Rejectedddddddddd June 16, 2010

Turbo-manlet

A male that is 5ft to 5ft4 tall.

Aziz: LOL, look at that turbo-manlet over there!
Said: Must suck being shorter than a girl, LOL!

by Zyzz1 August 23, 2017

Turkey's Ready!

When a chick's nipples are hard and they stick out prominently from under her clothes, just like the "turkey's ready" indicators on a succulently done butterball.

This is incredibly hot and every guy within miles will notice and get a half-stiffy just from seeing that. Usually happens when it's cold or she's aroused and she is wearing a tank top or other tight shirt and a thin or (ESPECIALLY) no bra, which is up there with the hottest thing ever!

Guy 1: OMG, did you see Stephanie's tits this morning when the air conditioning kicked in??!

Guy 2: See her?? I rubbed one out in the men's room to her Turkey's Ready!!

by Scrap5000 September 18, 2007