yellow tree dick

a banana

She’s a keeper, she took that yellow tree dick to the back of her throat like it was nothing.

by The 5nowman June 13, 2020

Ethiopian Christmas tree

Really long and dirty ass hair which has been braided and has dingleberries hanging off of and around it.

Her ass is so hairy you could make an ethiopian Christmas tree.

by Babalua November 7, 2012

Gee, I'm a Tree

Slang for "Geometry." Used by slightly cooler people.

Bob: What math class are you taking this year?
Sally: Gee, I'm a tree!
Bob: o___O

by Humstrada November 24, 2009

treepreciation

An appreciation of all things tree related. Admiration for particularly pretty arrangements of branches and leaves.

My treepreciation was satisfied by a trip to the woods.

by EJH14 September 19, 2017

tree waste

A disparaging term used for a paper document (usually a book) with useless information on it.

All of the Harry Potter books are a fine example of tree waste.

by signull October 12, 2006

Treebee

One who has sexual relations with a tree.
Also referred to as a "tree thumper."

That saboosh was a treebee for his birthday.

by mr.spidyville April 28, 2008

tree gremlins

The word used by older people when referring to children

I was walking around the mall yesterday and i couldn't get past this big group of tree gremlins

by Bennana January 29, 2009