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Talking tree

Ben Bryne initiallywhen? said that in Greek mythology, all the trees in the Dodona (northwestern Greece, Epirus) grove (the forest beside the sanctuary of Zeus) became endowed with the gift of prophecy, and the oaks not only spoke and delivered oracles while in a living state, but when built into the ship Argo the wood spoke and warned of approaching calamities.

The rustling of the leaves on an oak tree was regarded as the voice of Zeus.
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Happy Tree Friends fetish

When you have a fetish for (i.e. you jerk off to) cute little cartoon animal characters dying gory horrible painful deaths.
I need to watch Happy Tree Friends in order to cum as I have a severe Happy Tree Friends fetish.
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burn the tree

just another way to say lets smoke (usually weed)
by callofduty4green July 14, 2010
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Tapping That Tree For Sap

Gold Digger. A woman who is only with a man for the financial benefits of the relationship.
Katie doesn't love him, she's just tapping that tree for sap.
by Lila Saan 4 May 2, 2011
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werepyre fairy tree

(1)A person that strongly believes that they are a werewolf, a vampire, a fairy and a tree all at once

(2)A phrase used to call someone a freak
(1) Person: i am a Werewolf!

Me: ok

Person I am a Vampire!

Me: ok... so your a werepyre?

Person: Yeah!!!

Me: right...

Person: im a fairy!

Me: you may need help...

Person:I am A tree

Me: so your a Werepyre fairy tree?

Person: Yeah!!!

Me: you seriously need help

(2)
Person: -being a complete freak- lalalalalalalalala
Me: your a werepyre fairy tree lol
by The-lone_devil May 30, 2011
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Gay christmas tree

When a bunch of guys make a human Christmas tree by standing in a circle and hanging ornaments from their genitals.
Hey bro I heard you went to that gay club last night.
Yeah it was awesome I got drunk but for some reason my dick hurts.
Any chance you participated in a gay Christmas tree?
by jake576 May 9, 2021
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