Baby *crying*
Mom: Oh goodness the baby is drowning, daddy get the toaster!!!! Make sure to plug it in
Dad: Okay! *throws it in the tub*
Mom: Oh goodness the baby is drowning, daddy get the toaster!!!! Make sure to plug it in
Dad: Okay! *throws it in the tub*
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When both single people have no intentions of taking things further but like the attention. A pluralized state of “breadcrumbing”.
“She’s breadcrumbing you bro. She never has anything to say other than “hello” and can’t make a date without bailing...”
“...nope. It’s all crumbs! She thinks I’m on the hook, but It’s a toaster pan. We’re both dropping leftover crumbs. I’m just in it for the pussy and she likes the attention”
“...nope. It’s all crumbs! She thinks I’m on the hook, but It’s a toaster pan. We’re both dropping leftover crumbs. I’m just in it for the pussy and she likes the attention”
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