Reed Timmers

People who yell "Drop it down!" or We're in the tornado! We're in the tornado!" when they're intercepting.

These Reed Timmers are so annoying pretending they're actually intercepting.

by amradeon January 9, 2026

Good Future Times

The same as good times, but for things that haven't happened yet.

I'd be like "Fuck you!" and you'd be like "I'm going to murder you asshole!" Good Future Times!

by McNooget October 4, 2010

slave to the times

a product of the time period.

It's the 1800s....

"NIGGA GET MY SOCK PUPPET"
"Okay white man."

"Damnit i'm a racist cracker cuz i'm a slave to the times"

by DirkHundersin May 20, 2014

sell the la times

Give the word on the street.

Me: was cracking

You : Ima go sell the la Times on my block real quick

by worrd up March 13, 2015

Splinter me timbers

A masturbation related injury

Guy 1: *walking along awkwardly*
Guy 2: Hey buddy, what happened to you?
Guy 1: I was watching Mudhole Nuns Gone Wild 76 and got too excited, next thing I knew, splinter me timbers!
Guy 2: Oh my lawdy...

by PrinceCharming6.9 May 11, 2015

kilometre zero times zero

Immobilism in live, style,love, friendship, intercourse, geo-potential...

-- Is Travis always still working forCNN?
-- Ya, he is unable to spend his working time otherwise that kilometre zero times zero.

by manu françois April 15, 2017

Behind the times

Somebody who hasn't moved on since 500 AD.

Clovis is now behind the times as a barbarian. He's so unsophisticated, uncivilized, and behind his time.

by Solid Mantis July 15, 2018