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ticket

Ticket, as in good or the right thing
by mike September 26, 2003
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Dick Tickler

A non-fictonal man of many faces. He breaks into your house at night and renders your penis useless as he tickles it with his 9 inch fingernails. You are somewhat being pleasured by this act of random dick tickling, and cannot move any body part for any reason while this man tickles your dick. When he is finished you often fall into unconsious lulls and wake up to remember nothing. Nobody has actually ever seen this man, but it is believed anybody who does may be killed relentlessly by his 25 inch cock.
Person 1: Damn man, why are my pants down and why do I have an erection?

Person 2: Maybe you have been visited by the Dick Tickler.
by Bawlf-Man February 26, 2009
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tinker

to pee lol also to go to the toilet or the shitter lol
i need to tinker like go to the toilet duh
by El Nacho September 17, 2005
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Tucker Carlson

The guy from Montana who confronted Tucker Carlson is right... he is the worst human being known to mankind.
by Soul_Driver January 19, 2022
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Darcy Tucker

Insane hockey player.
Amazing.
Likes to fight.
wicked guy.
Just like Bradley;)
hey look at bradley go he's just like darcy tucker!
by Jade May 13, 2005
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blood is thicker than water

it's suppose to mean family before anything else; however many people say the phrase and don't really mean it since they would pick their friends over their sister/brother or cousins.
person 1: hey cuz wanna go to the movies?

person 2: um........ u gon on without me i wanna chill with my friends

second example

person 1: hey cuz i really don't like one of your freinds, she was being a bitch

person 2: omg how could u say that about my friend, she is such a goood person, u probaly pissed her off or something.
by ********************* April 1, 2005
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Ticket

Current price for a drug based on weight.
"Dude, Can I get a quarter?"
"Yeah let me get the ticket and i call you right back."
by J Quick September 28, 2005
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