Desktop Waffle

when someone changes someone else's desktop background on their computer to a picture of 'blue waffle'. a picture of an infected vagina.

guy 1: I just went for a shit, came back, and there's a damn disgusting vagina on my screen.

guy 2: haha, you've been desktop waffled!

by jackdee August 31, 2010

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waffle of fury

Someone who is a redhead and hence has a firecrotch as well as having a blue waffle. Thus an explosion of red and blue on the vagina.

Blake: Hey, I heard you nailed that hot chick at the bar. SCORE!
Jake: Ehhhem, NO!! She had a waffle of fury
Blake: Ohhhhh nooooooO!!!!!

by kunt_get.a.job June 23, 2010

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creamy waffle

When you ejaculate into a waffle maker, close the lid , then cook for 5 minutes .

I served my mom creamy waffles in bed, Christmas morning.

by Blackkmac October 13, 2016

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A sexual act with a close friend's mother in which the male places his penis between the females butt cheeks while the female holds her butt cheeks together. The male then moves back and forth in a typical sexual motion until copulation occurs. Similar to the titty fuck except with butt cheeks. There is no actual penetration.

Tyron: Yo Darius' we got any chicken left ?
Darius "No brah, but I chicken waffled your mom last night"
Tyron: That doesn't help my situation.

by Matticus84 October 8, 2013

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Bonus Waffle

A waffle provided to the visiting member of a one night stand interaction, so as to signal the end of the interaction and the appropriate time for them to leave. The waffle is considered a bonus win on top of the sex, hence the term 'bonus waffle'. Etiquette suggests that the waffle be syrupless, and generally Eggo in brand.

"I gave Mark a bonus waffle to get him out of my bed because I wanted to watch Glee."

by nightcheese April 23, 2013

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