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Turkeys on the table

This means it's time to go, like on Thanksgiving when the turkeys on the table it's time to eat. The term can be to tell someone to hurry up, and get their ass in gear. Also can mean you have a chance to win a game or a chance to get get your freak on with some smokin hot bitch.
With 10 seconds left in the game, the turkeys on the table for the Steelers with the ball on the goal line.
by TV CARv March 20, 2010
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Turkey Shot

When a kidney stone is stuck in the urethra, you ejaculate on a girls face, causing the stone to exit and hit her. Similar to shooting a turkey while hunting, and a play on the term "money shot".
The kidney stone became unstuck when my girl took a turkey shot.
by EliteLS June 26, 2019
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turkey boobs

Turkey boobs are when someone's breasts look like the dangly bit that hangs from a turkeys neck. Yano that manky bit that look like a decended bollock.
Ryan was undressing for the first time in front of Debbie, as she removed her blouse he couldn't help but notice her turkey boobs.
by chicken bollocks December 28, 2016
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Word turkey

A phrase originated in Kaufman, TX that can be used to acknowledge a statement, to confirm affirmation, to express your approval and/ or just to say hi.
Y’all gonna be home later?
Word Turkey.
by Slim’sLady January 10, 2022
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turkey catch

When a guy tries to turkey slap you but you catch it instead.
My boy friend tried to turkey slap me but i turkey catched it because of my fast reflexes.
by turkeymonster October 26, 2011
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turkey durk

A type of twerk dancing where you stick your ass so far out it looks like turkey legs
Man, you see that girl over there? Her turkey durk has been perfected from years of abusing alcohol.
by Can't Handle The Truth April 20, 2015
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Dry Turkey

The counter to "turkey moist." When you reflect on a bad decision and opt for personal growth and change.
Question: I heard you held back on going out during COVID after spreading it to your family following Thanksgiving.

Response: That's right. No longer turkey moist for me. Dry turkey these days my friend!
by Bonetorno April 6, 2021
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