Shanghai Tower

A tower that every airplane wants to be inside of

I'm an airplane, and I really want to be inside the Shanghai Tower

by nickgurr507 June 26, 2019

Alton Towers

A Theme Park located in Alton (A.K.A the middle of nowhere) that is home to many record breaking rides. Some really popular rides at Alton Towers that if you havent heard of, you are expected to have either lost yourself in a forest for a few hundred years or you are just dumb as fuck. These rides are known as; The Smiler, the first 14-inversion rollercoaster. Oblivion, first “vertical drop” coaster (87.5° at its steepest). There is also enterprise and spinjam. Those rides are just fillers because Alton Towers decided the wanted a Fair in the middle of there theme park. In conclusion Alton Towers is either really shitty or the best theme park you will set foot on. It all depends on if you go on a day with okay operators or knobs.

Poor soul “i went to alton towers yesterday and the operator looked like the tip of a chode and took 3 minutes to set us off in the wickerman.”

Friend “you poor, poor, soul”

by Slimyundercookednyquillchicken August 6, 2023

Brazilian meat tower

A sexual act resembling an eiffel tower minus the girl. Multiple meats necessary.

Buren and Chase snuck off late last night; I bet they were making a Brazilian meat tower.

by ACS204 May 21, 2020

Vegas Tower

When two women and one man get together and have sex. one women lays on the bed with her legs hanging off so the man can sand up and have sex with her, while the other women sits on the girl laying downs' face and proceeds to make out with the male.

guy1- Dude i heard you did a Vegas Tower with megan and ashley is that true?

guy2- hells ya bro! but remember what happens in veges stays in vegas so thats all i can tell you.

by Anti-Product August 20, 2011

Underground Tower

When your wandering Vegas and you see a couple who does not seem like they should ever be together

“Oh man! You see that underground tower we just passed? How is she with him!”

by Soultak October 30, 2025

Eiffel towered

someone giving head to too people at once.

did you hear fred and george Eiffel towered that girl last night!

by Nicki Minaj lol February 20, 2021

Trump Tower

When you are banging a sex worker, but then also unexpectedly her lawyer is fucking you in the ass.

Dirk: Bro, oh no! Did you hear about Gil? He paid the stripper to have sex with him at the bachelor party last weekend, but then surprise! Her lawyer appeared like outta nowhere and started destroying his asshole from behind. It was complete devastation.

Steven: Oh shit, he got Trump Towered? Awful, do you know what his recovery will be like?

by ItsMeJB June 4, 2024