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Tonguegasm

Something ingested through the mouth that has an extremely amazing taste. The "-gasm" referring to amazing and the "tongue" referring to where the taste is experienced.
Tyson had a tonguegasm whilst eating Clodhoppers.
by RJJB March 29, 2010
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tong pow

a tong pow is an extremely sexy asian ganster who plays countless number of instruments and works for the chinese cia. he likes to lick penguins on their flippers and has an amazing girlfriend.
Hey, you know that kid tong pow? I wonder if he likes perogis...
I bet he likes penne pasta and big firm bananas instead.
Hm, yea, silly Tong.
by Tong pow November 21, 2011
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Tony Watson

Tony Watson

The most amazing man on this planet. He has the most amazing sense of humor and a great body as well (; He is tough to other men but is the sweetest man on this Earth if he opens up to you. He always smells amazing and will do anything to make his girlfriend happy. His kisses are amazing and i will miss that kid until he comes back.
One kid: Did you hear that girl called Tony Watson's girlfriend fat?

Other kid: YEAH HE FREAKED AND PUNCHED THE WALL NOW HIS KNUCKLE IS FUCKED UP. HE MUST LOVE HER!
by thatonekidiscute June 16, 2011
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tonnage law

"The vessel, or vehicle with the greatest gross tonnage has the right of way."

Based in part on the navigation rule about ships restricted in ability to maneuver and how other ships need to stay away. And the reality of if there is a collision between two or more vehicles the smaller vehicles will take more damage than the larger vehicles. And that greater amount of damage is shared with the occupants of the smaller vehicle.
Smart car v. F-350 crew cab pickup. Pickup driver is shook up and possibly bruised from the airbag, they can walk away. Smart car driver is in the ambulance on the way to the hospital with multiple fractures and or internal injuries. Moral of the story, violating the tonnage law will end up in pain & suffering. Even though you may have the right to be where you are, the right will not protect you from harm.
by Dammitmon July 10, 2011
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tonsil painter

a made up profession of cumming down someone's throat and covering their tonsils.
I spent my college years as a professional tonsil painter.
by ultradaddy January 19, 2013
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Tondom

Amalgamation of the words "Tip" and "Condom" meaning Tip-Condom. A condom that covers only the tip of a man's penis for maximum pleasure during safe intercourse.
Efron loves to use tondoms when he gets down. He says it feels like nothing is even there!

Be careful when using a tondom, it might pop off when you bust!
by That Good Goodly Dick October 28, 2014
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tongue slap your fart box

Licking ones a** hole with your tongue
Hey babe I want to tongue slap your fart box...mmm
by BABOO September 20, 2014
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