Tom Banner

Tom Banner is a bloodclart gstar and is a proper geezer. Man loves to play Fish Game still when he is white boy wasted and is with bare gyaldem in his crib. I love you Thomas xxxxxxxxx

Jamal: Where has my large collection of girlfriends gone?
Labronx Labronx Sanders: My drilla Tom Banner has taken them all for personal use as man is rather white boy wasted.
Jamal: What a silly delinquent!!!

by Xx._WomanLover_.xX October 16, 2021

Tom Simons

Tom Simons (tommyinnit) is a youtuber, twitch streamer, he usually plays in the DreamSmp!

“Have u seen Tom’s new vlog?”
“Who’s again?”
“Tom Simons?”
“Oh yeah! Was it the trampoline vlog?”
“Yeah! They fell alot!”

by Krista.karolina.kalnina July 24, 2021

toms hole

its when he's had a lamb roast th night before. When you go down to taste that starfish, there are spiders legs so long, you can taste the cheese fermented double cooked, triple serving ate, extra peppered and seasoned remnants that the body is excreeting out.

Its was a toms hole delight in the morning after we went to mouses for dinner

by tomtom666 June 20, 2021

Tom Chen

A monster that is "humble" boasting about the terrible artwork he produces along with the salty chips that come out of his persona. He loves to salty the people around him and spreads his contagious negativity to everyone.

Oh look its Tom Chen and his "terrible" art work.

by void boi May 4, 2022

tom oldfield

he has a 6 head and is his dads twin.

see that big head over there... oh yea thats tom oldfield.

by mattpinkgreen January 3, 2022

Tom Wanks

It is said of a male person continuously having the urge to masturbate in public places when in good company.

1. Did you see John last night in his office? He was masturbating again! He's such a Tom Wanks.

2. Paul, if you really have the urge to masturbate or to workplay, please go to the bathroom and lock it! Don't be a Tom Wanks.

3. Man, always when I go out with you guys to the cinema I feel like needing to masturbate when the movie starts. You may be right, I might be a Tom Wanks.

by LCFO December 9, 2021

Tom Cocaine

A country singer known for singing Life is a Highway while high on cocaine.
Like he meant life is a high way.

Gregory: I remember the song Life Is a Highway.
Ben: Such a classic.
Gregory: Rascall Fatts did an outstanding job making it for the Cars movie.
Ben: Rascall Fatts covered it, Tom Cocaine originally sang it.
Gregory: Wow, I should’ve remembered.

by gregben February 6, 2022