Throat monkey

A girl who doesn’t have sex but will give head at a moment’s notice. Usually a Caucasian female
Bro Sam was a real throat monkey I never had sex with her but she sure could suck the soul out of me.
by Thug raider 9876 March 26, 2021
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clog your throat

Term used to make another person mad when you don't want to hear them.Generally referring to placing a penis in the throat to where they can't speak.
person 1:I banged your mom last night.

person 2:Clog your throat pole smoker.
by p-low July 21, 2010
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No Slitting of Throats Day

On December 11 of each year, all activities related to slitting one's throat must cease and shall remain so for that day.
A: Man, I wanna slit my throat today.
B: It's No Slitting of Throats Day, you can't slit your throat.
by wafflemuncher47 December 11, 2023
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Throat punch

When you are smoking any sort of drug and you experience an appropriate amount of a burning sensation in your throat.
Not enough to cough but, your definitely close!
That shit gave me a wicked throat punch
by Tacosdorados July 08, 2019
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Throat punch

To punch the throat of something metaphorically.
Facebooks metaphorically throat punches people by slapping them with bans.
by DasUlf May 14, 2022
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throat lotion

when a man orgasms while deep in a females throat
it was great I made throat lotion come out of her nose
by castnblast June 28, 2024
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Throat Goblin

a goblin that likes throats.
by ainad69 March 07, 2023
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