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Snake-Hog

a person who goes behind friends backs and steals
“Yo ellie did you take my brownie?”
“Yes”
“You’re a goddamn snake-hog”
by whet_whillie March 16, 2020
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snake beater

One who uses stealth and evasion (like Solid Snake in the MGS series) while masturbating in a place that would not be a good place to be caught masturbating.
Young Tim: When I was a kid I used to sneak into my older brother's room, swipe his playboy magazine and hide in the closet while Solid Snake Beating.

Adult Tim: Late at night when my wife is sound sleep, I sneak down the hall into the den where my porn stash is to beat off in secrecy. I'm still a Snake Beater.
by FloorBageo May 16, 2014
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snakes on a plane

an internet meme, originating with the 2006 film "Snakes on a Plane" starring Samuel L. Jackson.

1. something completely ridiculous 2.an expression signaling frustration and disbelief, often in response to an absurd event or statement. to add emphasis, interject vulgarities in the phrase, such as "snakes on a motherfucking plane"
Person #1: We just bombed Iran. The government is going to draft us.

Person #2: WTF?! Snakes on a Plane?!?!

or, more commonly:
Person #1: I can't believed we paid $8 to see that POS movie.

Person #2: Yeah, Snakes on a Plane! (waves fists menacingly, growls)
by Johann Stein September 8, 2006
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The Rattle Snake

A masacistic way to get even with anyone who fucks with you. First, you take a tightly coiled dump in the bed sheets of your victim. You then hide in the closet and make hissing and other snake noises.
Patrick: I rattle snaked The childs bed last night
by Con-Artist March 9, 2005
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trowser snake

a word often used by homos to describe a mans shlong.
hey ellton why dont u go battle that queers trowser snake.
by margie mario January 17, 2008
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Sneaky Snake

A sneaky person (male) that gets away with doing things that he should not do.
A story teller
*Opens iPhone box* "WOW! Joel's penis! You Sneaky Snakes!"
by AirsoftNation.org January 5, 2015
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snake eyes

To look at somebody with a ball in your hands,and throw it to somebody else.
"yo,he pulled a snake eyes on me,i thought he was throwin the ball to Jill!!!!"
by Tyler White(aka youngboyt) December 9, 2009
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