Face Taint

The area between the two orifices of your mouth--between your nose and your mouth.

I shaved my face taint yesterday, my moustache was starting to look scraggly.

by MyChemicalSweatpants July 30, 2010

Tranny Taint Pouch

The pouch that is surgically grafted to the inside of the leg of a tranny to conceal their penis. This same effect can also be obtained with the use of a piece of material much like a maxi pad that holds the penis tightly to the taint.

I think that girl might be a man, I swear I saw a Tranny Taint Pouch on the inside of her leg!!

by Eyedea October 13, 2012

Hairy Taint

Something you should totally Google.

Hey, you should go Google hairy taint.

by Nameuser44 February 27, 2020

Baby Taint

a condition where you dont ever grow hair on your taint. it happens in 1 and 25 germans.

ex:She was afraid to go all the way becouse she was in fear of somebody seeing her baby taint.

ex2:Hey zach look i was born with a baby taint

by Nathan Zach October 11, 2007

Wet Taint

The area of the human body between the anus and penis or vagina, specifically when wet.

Caution: Do not lean against the wall between those two holes... WET TAINT!!!

by The Uglyslut March 10, 2009

atomic taint punch

When you get your taint punched so hard that your body contorts and your taint turns into a vagina.

John atomic taint punched that guy so hard he had to get a sex change

by Smokey dick July 7, 2016

STINK TAINT

When someone has a stink, and you don't know if it from the front or the back.

God damn mother fucker! What is that smell? That shit is coming out of your stink taint!

by vrmmmm December 24, 2016