Don't Publish

The leading cause of carpal tunnel and/or repetitive strain injury in Urban Dictionary editors.

Guy1:Thats another Don't Publish!
Guy2:Yeah. Why are so many of these urban dictionary definitions people's names, badly misspelled, full of grammar errors and...OH GOD CARPAL TUNNEL

by Dr Wally November 27, 2010

You can't possibly be flying

A statement following the exclamation, "Oh My GOD!", that one is most likely to hear after throwing one's self at the ground and missing. See throw yourself at the ground and miss.

If you have thrown yourself at the ground and missed, it is vitally important that you do not believe the statement, "you can't possibly be flying", when you hear it. Otherwise, you will suddenly discover that it is true.

by Downstrike May 23, 2004

Can't prove it

One of Phil's schemes and what he says after it

Phil "borrowed" his mother's car then when she asked for it back phil told her "can't prove it" and proceeded to taught her saying nanana

by BoyScoutsOfAmerica July 28, 2022

Don’t piss me off

When someone says a silly question where the answer is definitely yes. Can also happen when a peng ting walks past.

“Hey g do you want a lager?”

“Don’t piss me off”

by Cmong6969gees August 27, 2019

National Fuck a Can of Quaker Oats and Don't Pull Out Day

Every year on april 13th, you must fuck a can of Quaker Oats and not pull out.

Mike- It's national fuck a can of Quaker oats and don't pull out day

Dave- oh nice

by Professor Oat April 12, 2017

t-painception

when you use the t-pain app to autotune a recording of an already autotuned recording.

hey man! did you here my new song!? i just t-painceptioned the heck outta it!

by SuppaSooWoo October 23, 2011

t'penneth

Contraction of "two-penneth" or "two-pennies" from British English slang. It's usually utilised when a person gives his/hers opinion on a subject, but want to highlight the fact that their opinion is their own not necessarily supported by empiric evidence, etc.. something on the lines of ".. this is what I think, may not be much but here you go.."

"If I'd wash that car, I'd start from the top.. just my t'penneth"

by alesssj4 April 28, 2012