Stumpied

When you have been fucked by a stump. i.e. He took off his leg and fucked her with a stump.

Damn girl, do you have sides on that pussy or have you been stumpied?

by Slide it in Hen May 21, 2019

Skunty Stumpfucker

As stump fucker of the female persuasion. A woman who is skunty in social nature and physical appearance but prefers the company of the wilderness brought on by fucking stumps. Abuse no stump or man should ever deserve.

also see skunty and stump fucker

Did you see that Skunty Stumpfucker at Wal Mart buying fishing lures? I bet she fucks big stumps! Fucking gnarly!

by nhdude June 29, 2013

sons of stumpy

Motorcycle gang south east scotland 1972 - 2000 membership varied between 15 and 45+ at its peak.Nominated leader known as Shagnasty, partied with El Diablos, Pharoes, Minehoff,East coast pirates. Also known for wearing one and a half leg jeans and the now legendary ben fur jackets

Sons of Stumpy followed a credo laid out in the following:

And in the fullness of time the prophecy must be fulfilled and the sons of mental stumpy shall smite the land cities shall be razed and made into racetracks for is it not written that the motorcycle is the key to heaven and hell

by phaedrus the scot October 12, 2009

Slump Duck

noun: A creature that follows one around and causes laziness, complacency, general disregard for one's well being. It stands about 40 feet from head to webbed foot and is invisible. Can only be defeated by pure will power to succeed and wanting the Slump Duck to die. Unless killed, it will follow you for the rest of your life, however short that may be.

Man: Dude, I don't want to do my term paper.
Friend: The Slump Duck strikes again!

Woman: I don't really need to shower today, or tomorrow. Wait, DAMN YOU SLUMP DUCK!

by El Español February 4, 2010

Scumpy bump

an idiot or a person who has low intelligence, usually a term used for college females sitting on blue couches.

Sam is being such a scumpy bump.

by pablo895 November 3, 2010

Slumped Dog Millionaire

Someone who is passed out. Most commonly used at parties where someone passes out on a couch or the floor. Used in conjunction with the word "slump" or "slumped."

Friend: "Your boy Paul took like two hits and a shot, and was just slumped out on the couch. Everyone would just tap him on the head and say bye to him on their way out of the party."

Me: "Damn bro, so he was just Slumped Dog Millionaire, huh?"

Fiend: "Haha yeah bro he was slumped the fuck out."

by Lookin' Boy July 22, 2012

scumpi

Small, pudgy and cute.

When said of a pug or French bulldog..."Oh look at the little scumpi!". Word of affection.

by Salamander711 September 17, 2016