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Spunk Fishing

Predominantly male, when you are too relaxed, or can't be arsed to get out of the bath to have a wank and end up having a relaxing bath wank. The ensuing explosion of semen into the "Non-Salty Sea" leaves opportunities with either a hand or a water jug to go "Spunk fishing"!

"Spunk Net Fishing" is the height of laziness as there is no "Clean-Up" even attempted with the majority of the "Spunk Fish" ending up in your own pubic hair "Spunk Net"!!
John was a lazy bastard at the best of times and regularly participated in the hobby of "Spunk Fishing" at bath time!!
by anonymous March 12, 2025
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spunkfluff

Cuming and farting at the same time
Jack spunkfluffed before the woman
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Spunked up

He so spunked up I know he got some going on with his self
by Yasmellmepppp April 30, 2025
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Spunked up

He so spunked up I know he got some going on with his self
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Spunk Gooning

When you have a bunk bed and you are on the top bunk and cut a whole through the middle to then stick your penile structure down the hole for the person on the bottom bunk to pleasure it
Me and my cellmate got caught Spunk Gooning last night in prison.
by d1boogering May 6, 2025
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Spunkard

Someone who spunks.
(Similar to “drunkard” - someone who drinks.)
Why is there a stain on your pants? What are you, a spunkard?
by Auntie Floyd January 30, 2026
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Spunk gobbler

A spunk gobbler is a woman who loves to gobble a man's spunk and does not care if he's got an STD
Person A) Anna has gobbled all my spunk. Person B) was she a spunk gobbler?. Person A) yeah she was, was a good girl and swallowed all my gonorrhea
by Iamahmuman2857w8q February 20, 2026
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